Beat It Fool!

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McDonald's

Donut St

Donut City, Connecticut

Elderly Man: *gray hair, thick mustache and beard* I would like 20 piece Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce. *turns around to Vincent* You don't get any.

Vincent: I'm sorry?

Elderly Man: You heard me. No 20 piece Chicken McNuggets for you.

Vincent: I can get whatever I want. You ain't the boss of me.

Elderly Man: You listen to me, boy! If you get the 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, I'll call the cops on you!

Vincent: I would like the 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, please.

Elderly Man: I said no!!! Get something else!

Teenage Girl: Dude, leave him alone!

Elderly Man: Get something else! Get something else! Get something else! Get something else! Get something else!

Mental Institution People: *takes the elderly man out of McDonald's*

Teenage Girl: You can get whatever you want, dude! *smiles at Vincent*

Vincent: *smiles back*







This story was written on Tuesday, September 17th, 2024.

A/N That old goat is stupid! He can't dictate what people can or can't order at McDonald's! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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