Steven: *frying burgers on the stove*
Ken: You suck as a cook! I want my burger well done!
Steven: Sure, whatever you say, your Lordship! *starts to drool saliva onto a burger* This one is for Ken! Teach him to criticize my cooking!
Ken: *reading a book*
Steven: Here's your burger!
Ken: Thanks! *takes a bite of the burger with the saliva on it*
Steven: How is it?
Ken: Tastes kind of funky. Did you add any special ingredients to it?
Steven: Yeah, my saliva! I made a saliva burger just for you! *smug look*
Ken: Ew!!!!! What's wrong with you, man?!
Steven: You shouldn't have criticized my cooking! That'll learn you!
Ken: I was just being honest! Time to beat you up!
Steven: Not so fast, loser! *uses his magic to turn Ken into stone, but fails, and the magic wand turns to ash* This is the last time I buy a magic wand from a tag sale!
Ken: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Allie: I think I lost my appetite! *rushes into the bathroom to vomit*
Ken: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Friday, September 6th, 2024.
A/N Steven, you're disgusting!!! A saliva burger?! You sick freak!! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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