Ken: What should I cook?
Steven: A steak?
Ken: Nah.
Steven: Spaghetti?
Ken: Nah.
Unknown Man: Why do people love to write?
Steven: Wish I knew.
Ken: I'll fry a hamburger! *gets some ground beef from the fridge, and puts it on the frying pan*
Unknown Man: Writing is a waste of time.
Ken: Hey, stranger, have a hamburger!
Unknown Man: Where's the cheese?
Ken: I don't have any! *shoves the hamburger into the man's mouth*
Unknown Man: *hamburger stuffed in mouth*
Virginia: Writing is never a waste of time! Beat it!
Unknown Man: *leaves, with the hamburger still stuffed in his mouth, and never really eating it*
Virginia: Ken, Steven let that man in here!
Ken: *reproachfully* Steven, do we let strangers inside?
Steven: *bashful* No!
Ken: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Virginia: *listens to Sabrina Carpenter on her phone*
Ken: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Wednesday, September 25th, 2024.
A/N When some jerk says writing is a waste of time, it's time to fry a hamburger! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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