Inner Critic Isn't Going To The Big E!

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Inner Critic: Wish I could go to the Big E!

Me: You can't!

Inner Critic: Why not?

Virginia: You're not welcome there! You keep saying that Connecticut is your domain!

Inner Critic: Isn't the Big E in Connecticut?

Solomon: No, it's in Massachusetts!

Inner Critic: It's not fair!

Solomon: Life is never fair! You criticize writers way too much!

Inner Critic: It's my job!

Solomon: It's not like you get paid for it! Scram!

Inner Critic: *fades away*








This story was written on Wednesday, September 18th, 2024.

A/N Sorry, inner critic, but you're not allowed to come to the Big E!!! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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