What The Actual Heck? 🤨

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Ken: I have ordered pizza!

Portia: Awesome, where did you get it from?

Ken: ABC Pizza in Cromwell!

Portia: Word! *gets two slices of cheese pizza*

Ken: *hears a knock on the door*

Portia: *eats her pizza*

Portia's Mom: Hi, sweetie! *holding a lunch bag*

Portia: Mom, what are you doing here? *confused look*

Portia's Mom: I made you a lunch! Don't eat the pizza! I packed you a ham and cheese sandwich, a Capri Sun, and a Jello pudding!

Portia: Mom, I'm eating the pizza!

Portia's Mom: Eat your lunch!

Portia: It's nighttime! And no I will not eat it!

Portia's Mom: Now!!! Or I will be very angry!

Magic-96: *throws the bagged lunch away, and makes Portia's mother disappear with her magic wand* Begone!

Portia's Mom: *disappears in a puff of smoke*

Me: That was rather awkward. *eating my pizza*

Portia: For real, and I eat the cafeteria food at school. I never bring a lunch from home.






This story was written on Tuesday, September 17th, 2024.

A/N Who would pack a lunch for their daughter, when there's pizza? That's so stupid! 😅😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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