Butternut Hollow
Middletown, Connecticut
Virginia: *writing*
Monopoly Man: Snakes alive, what are you up to, Missy?
Virginia: Writing, what does it look like I'm doing? Peeling carrots for a vegetable soup?
Monopoly Man: You need to stop writing!
Jillian: Leave her alone!
Monopoly Man: Respect your elders, Missy! You hear me?! *gets in Jillian's face*
Jillian: Dude, back up!
Grant: *pulls on the Monopoly man's beard*
Monopoly Man: Let go of my beard, you no good whippersnapper!
Me: *squeezing the Monopoly man's lips* A fish with a long beard and mustache!
Monopoly Man: *getting his lips squished*
Fish: *from the pond* That's quite a weird looking fish!
Steven: *takes off the Monopoly man's top hat*
Monopoly Man: Give that back! You hooligans are driving me nuts!!!
Ken: Give him back his hat, Steven!
Steven: I'm having fun!
Ken: Now!
Steven: *gives the Monopoly man his hat back*
Ken: You left the bathroom a mess! Finish cleaning the tub! It's all dirty!
Steven: Do it yourself, man! I'm not your darn butler!
Ken: I'll beat you up!
Steven: Get that old geezer to do it! I have bigger fish to fry!
Ken: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Monopoly Man: I'm getting out of here! *waits for the limo to show up*
Ken: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Thursday, September 5th, 2024.
A/N That Monopoly dude needs to shut up! He should be lucky he didn't land on go to jail! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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