Spying On The Boys

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Bubblegum Castle

Sugar Pink looks at the clock on the wall and smirks, chuckling to herself. "It's all coming together nicely. The queen and princess will soon be dead, everyone will be having my acid bubblegum, then the world is mine!" She said. The bubblegum witch walks into her lair with the cabinet that has the "Top Secret" sign, only to realize it was crooked.

"Hmm, why doesn't the sign look straight?" Wondered Sugar Pink. A look of worry appears on her face, then she opens her cabinet. "What?! Somebody found the antidote!" She said in shock. Her shocked expression becomes an angry one as she runs into her chambers and looks into her pink crystal ball.

The pink witch waves her hands in front of the crystal. "Show me who gained access to my top secret cabinet." She said. Smoke appears inside, revealing Paul and Derek on the quest of finding the ingredients.

"Those must be the husbands of Princess Amanda and Queen Odette! The fools, they can't possibly find the places where the ingredients are so easily... can they? No matter, I'll see to it that they never come back!" Sugar Pink said with a mix of shock and rage.

With a snap of her fingers, the bubblegum witch summons her bubblegum minions as they sing about their revenge.

Sugar Pink: I'm fierce, I'm feared
You know I'm the baddest here
Pull up with my crew, boohoo
You'll be wiping up more than a puddle of tears
My competition, it's so fierce
But their curses ain't the worst
I got potions, evil spells to turn your life from bad to worse

Then there's two desperate boys
Comin' for me, tryna mess with my world
Well, villainous is how I live
They'll regret messing with the wrong pink witch, 'cause
I got a lifetime of vengeance, I'm savagе to the bone
And anyone who crushеs me gon' wish they were never born

They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that

Bubblegum Minions: Revenge!

Sugar Pink: They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that

Bubblegum Minions: Revenge!

Sugar Pink: Won't stop 'til I conjure up
A painful perfect punishment
I don't get mad, I get even
Go find that perfect revenge

Go find that perfect
Perfect revenge
Go find that perfect
Perfect revenge
Go find that perfect
Perfect revenge
Go find that perfect
Perfect revenge

Mm, any suggestions?

Bubblegum Minion 1: Well, why don't you make them walk the plank?

Sugar Pink: Won't work, I'm no pirate

Bubblegum Minion 2: Prick them with a thousand thorns!

Sugar Pink: And what? They'd fall asleep?

Bubblegum Minion 3: We could burn them to a crisp

Bubblegum Minion 4: Yeah, let's burn them to a crisp

Sugar Pink: No, it should be worse, worse, worse than all of these
Revenge should be vicious, and whatever we do
To those poor unfortunate souls should be ten times more cruel

They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that

Bubblegum Minions: Revenge!

Sugar Pink: They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that

Bubblegum Minions: Revenge!

Sugar Pink: Won't stop 'til I conjure up
A painful perfect punishment
I don't get mad, I get even
Go find a perfect revenge

Calling all spirits of the Black Lagoon
Show me your recipe fit for their doom
Toxically sweet with a side of pure spite
I need the perfect revenge that will bite

What's this? A book, that's it?
I asked for a painful punishment!
But hold up, wait, this might be evil on a plate
So I'ma serve them what they deserve, what they deserve
And that's justice, dressed up like the sweetest dessert

Perfect

They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that

Bubblegum Minions: Revenge!

Sugar Pink: They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that

Bubblegum Minions: Revenge!

Sugar Pink: Won't stop 'til I conjure up
A painful perfect punishment
I don't get mad, I get even
Go find that perfect revenge

Go find that perfect
Perfect revenge
Go find that perfect

Perfect revenge

Once the bubblegum witch finished singing, she faces her minions. "Now then, I need you to go out there and stop those two men from finding the ingredients for that antidote they somehow managed to find." She said.

"How are we gonna do it?" Asked the first minion. "Any way you want! Trap them, confuse them, spray them with acid bubbles! I don't care how you do it, just stop them!!" Yelled Sugar Pink. The minions all nod before leaving the castle to stop Paul and Derek.

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