Chapter 11: I Don't Want to Be in This Trope!

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I definitely don't want to share a bed with the two of them for the night. Not only does the bed look way too cramped for three people, sleeping on the same bed with them would feel so uncomfortable that I wouldn't be able to get a wink of sleep. I mean, what kind of bastard would get excited at sleeping with their own client and assistant? Even an old fart like me has a line that I won't cross. No matter what, I must avoid this situation.

"Oh my, how lucky of you, detective. To think you would be able to sleep with a flower in each hand, what a casanova!" Risu exclaimed giddily.

The sudden nonsense that came out of Risu's mouth caused my blood pressure to rise from stress. Why would she add oil to the fire in this kind of situation?!

My eyes wandered to Sari, who was also looking at me with a gaze that said, 'S-So you were that kind of person, detective?! You scumbag!' If I leave her to her imagination, my reputation will plummet straight into the ground!

I immediately defended myself against her accusation, "N-No! Like hell I'll do that!"

Risu's eyes widened in surprise. "Oh? That's quite surprising. Are we too ugly for your standard or something, detective?"

"How did it come to that?!" I couldn't help but scream in protest.

Now Sari's eyes had turned into a 'So you think I'm ugly now? Not only were you a scumbag, you're also an asshole?' kind of eyes after hearing Risu's assumption. The atmosphere inside the truck only continued to turn worse by the second.

I quickly attempted to fix the situation as best as I could. "It's not like that! I-I mean, both of you are really pretty, just putting that out there. But sharing a bed is just out of the question!"

Risu tapped her finger to her chin as she commented, "Eh~ But it really can't be helped in an emergency like this, you know? Don't tell me, are you acting like this because you're a virgin?"

"This is just sexual harassment now, damn iiiiit!!!" I wailed my heart out in frustration.

Even Sari's eyes had turned into a look of pity by now. Isn't this a little bit too far by now?! No matter how I see it, my reputation had sunk into the ground and began digging a grave for itself.

"Fuck, forget it. Both of you can sleep here... I'll just sleep on top of the trailer or something..." I muttered in defeat before opening the door to leave. It couldn't be helped, as I would probably sleep better outside than in this stifling atmosphere.

"...Pfft!"

"Ahahaha!"

Before I could leave, a fit of laughter escaped from Sari and Risu, leaving me dumbfounded. I could only wait until they calmed down to explain themselves.

"Ahaha... Ah, I'm so sorry, detective. You're just too much fun to tease."

"Your reaction is killing me, detective. Haaa..."

Their remarks finally confirmed what was going on. I could barely stammer out my question, "Y-You two were just messing with me?! Did you both plan this from the start or something?"

"Oh, no. I just did it on an impulse, and Sari managed to follow along," Risu explained herself.

"It was just too obvious, but I decided to play along to see your reaction. It was definitely worth it, haha... Phew, my stomach is hurting from laughing, hehehe..." Sari added while still trying to stifle her laughter.

My annoyance began to flare up in my chest, but at this point, I was just glad that I didn't have to endure that awkward atmosphere anymore. I grumbled at them, "Yeah, yeah, you got me. But I'll still have to sleep outside anyway. No way I'm sharing a bed with both of you."

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