Have you ever had a guy say that he wanted to have sex over the xbox?
No?
WELL THAT FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME!
*Clears throat*
It all started far far away at my cousin's house.
I was sitting on the couch talking to GAARA OF THE FUNK!
YEP THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW HIM, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, serious time now.
My MUCH younger cousin was on the xbox watching Naruto when one of his friends invited him to a party.
On a normal circumstance, this would be fine, but he SCARED THE LIVING GAARA OUT OF ME!
I'm not kidding, he asked me to have sex....he was 12.
-_____-
That's not normal.
So, in response, I told him that I was older than him, and that would be considered an act of pedophilia....or something like that.
He NEVER STOPPED!
I FELT LIKE GOUGING HIS EYES OUT!
Damn kids these days....
;-;
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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