The following are a few stories I created after approximately a minute of intense contemplation.
The Smith
Once upon a time, there was a blacksmith.
The blacksmith had two wives and three children.
Two out of his three children weren't born from his two wives.
His name was Billy.
Pina Coladas
Once upon a time, there was a man named Billy. There are a few things you need to know about Billy: first, he owns a fish tackle shop. Second, he's a bit of a redneck. Third, he has an intense (and extremely worrying) addicting for pina coladas.
One night, Billy goes to close up his fish tackle shop. He does all the normal stuff: wiping down the counters, drinking his pina coladas, stocking up the tackle, drinking more pina coladas, and then locking the doors. It was a completely normal routine until...Billy heard something in his cellar. Instantly, Billy freaked out.
THE CELLAR WAS WHERE HE KEPT HIS PINA COLADAS!
In desperation, Billy grabbed his trusty katana and headed downstairs. It was dark, very dark. His cellar didn't have any light fixtures because plot. But that was okay. Billy activated his night vision in order to see. And that's when he saw it.
A homeless man, huddled in the corner of the cellar, loudly slurping up Billy's pina coladas.
Slurp...slurp. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp. SLURP!
Billy impaled him with his katana.
Nobody would touch his pina coladas again.
Billy got arrested two days later for the illegal distribution of drugs and murder.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Otaku Journal
De TodoWARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS EVERYDAY DISASTERS, GIRL DRAMA, RANTS, AND OF COURSE, SPOILERS. ALSO BE WARNED THAT WEIRD OCCURRENCES ARE MORE THAN LIKELY TO OCCUR IN THE PROCESS OF READING THIS. DON'T EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING, NOR SHOULD YOU SMOKE, B...
