XMen sniff test

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Jean smells like lavender and vanilla. It's her signature thang.

Storm mostly smells like fresh rain and ozone, but it changes slightly when she uses different parts of her powers. For example, after an earthquake, she gains the smell of fallen leaves and dirt. Not bad dirt, but like freshly tilled soil.

Scott always has the smell of something burning lingering around him because of his eye lazers.

Kurt always smells like sulfur. But his shampoo and stuff is an abstract smell like "Essence of freedom in God's eyes" or something. Kurt also always manages to find the most bizarre smells in the market.

Logan is STANKY. Like constant, really bad BO. The only reprieve the other get is when he's fresh out of his monthly shower, and even then it only lasts for a few hours. At least a third of the schools budget is spent on candles and car air fresheners that they make him wear like a necklace and Febreeze. Everyone owns a can. There is at least one in every room. Every time Logan leaves the room, it gets sprayed. Sometimes, when he starts getting really, really bad—like eye-wateringly bad, like gag worthy, like they can see even the flies shrivel up and die when they fly near him, bad—they start spraying Logan at the source with Febreeze. Sometimes Jean will just pick him up with her telechenisis and throw in in ghe shower and not let him out until he bathes.

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