Ozpin: Now, Miss Rose, I want to give you a fair warning. These four individuals are rather....how do I put this? Peculiar. And blunt. They don't like to mince words.
Saturday at Beacon Academy was essentially like a holiday for its large student body. After a week of hard work as they prepared for their careers as huntsman and huntress alike, the undergraduates had a couple day's rest to look forward to before the cycle of intense learning and training started all over again.
Well, with the exception of a couple bookworms who used their free time to study more and get a better grasp of the subjects they were currently taking. Damn geeks.
Ruby Rose however-- a notably young huntress-in-training who attended the academy- was outside in the front courtyard, alongside Headmaster Ozpin, awaiting the arrival of four vague individuals that the silver haired man hadn't gone too much into detail on.
Ruby: Oh, no worries, Headmaster! I knew a lot of strange people at Signal.
Ozpin: Not quite like this. Speaking of which, here they are.
Indeed a bullhead could be seen approaching a designated landing spot. When it had landed, the doors opened revealing the four individuals in question.
Baku: Where tf we at? Hogwarts?
Ruby squinted upon spotting the four, exchanging the look with the Headmaster before muttering.
Ruby: Oh wow, they do seem really strange...
Ozpin: Gentlemen! I trust you had a good flight?
Baku: It was ight I guess
Lil Broomstick: Yeah but the pilot wouldn't hand off the aux I wanted to play my single gone quadruple platinum Swept Up by Yung Cash Register AKA Lil Broomstick
Baku: Good.
Tobi: No one wanted to hear that bullshit
Lil Broomstick: Y'all hatin
Ozpin: Alright well, before you get settled in your dorms-- where you'll be staying for the foreseeable future-- I'm going to have one of our up and coming students, Miss Rose, give you a grand tour of the campus.
The cane-wielding wizard gestured to the aforementioned student, who smiled brightly with her fists on her hips.
Baku: Grand tour? You mean like Gran Tourismo?
Tobi: Are you fr
Bank Bill: Damn good thing we at a school. Your stupid ass needs some educaaaaaation
Baku: I ain't bout to learn shit
Ozpin: Anyways, I'll leave you five to it.
With that, the silver haired man strolled away, allowing Ruby to take the reigns of the four bullshitters' introduction.
Ruby: So, are you guys ready to get your first look at Beacon Academy?
Lil Broomstick: What do you mean bruh we're looking at it right now
Ruby: No, I mean- nevermind. This is the main walkway which leads directly to the doors of the academy! And up there is the Beacon Tower!
Ruby said, pointing up at the tall and long-standing structure, which rose high above the clouds, overlooking the campus and its many, many students.
Lil Broomstick: What is that?
Tobi: That shit look the Eye of Sauron
Baku: Who be up there? Voldemort?
Bank Bill: Nah it's that bitch from Tangled with the long hair. Snow White
Ruby: I think it's the headmaster's office...? I'm not sure, I haven't been up there yet.
With that, the five of them marched forward. Well, Ruby did anyways. The four bullshitters seemed to just glide in place behind her. Eventually, before reaching the doors, they came upon a statue featuring two hooded figures and a Beowulf.
Ruby: And this is the statue dedicated to the Beacon alumni! Isn't it incredible?
Tobi: It's ight
Baku: Nah look at them mfs. They not wearing shit up there. Weak ass fits
Tobi: It's like looking into a mirror huh
Baku: I know the bitch wearing that weak ass BAPE hoodie ain't talking
Tobi: I ain't even gonna go there with you.
Finally, they were led inside the academy building itself, the first point of interest being a large amphitheater.
Ruby: This is the amphitheater! You'll probably be here a lot. Headmaster Ozpin usually has students gather in here for important announcements! And to send them out on missions. Oh, you can also use it for sparring, it's perfect because of all the open space and-
Baku: Are you getting paid by the word?
Ruby: Ummm, no?
Baku: Then shut that shit
Lil Broomstick: Damn bruh what's up with you
Baku: Idk I might be jetlagged or sumn I just wanna go to bed
Ruby: Oh, good, because I was just about to show you to your dorm room!
Baku: Finally
Ruby: After we check out the rest of the place, of course!
Baku: Gotta be a fuckin joke
True to her word, the youngest Beacon Academy student showed them around other key components that made up the famed Beacon Academy, including its expansive library, some of the lecture halls, and the dining hall, whose workers would soon become victim to Baku's endless endeavor of fucking around with food services.
Eventually-- and thankfully, for Baku-- they were finally shown to their dorms, which is where Ruby promptly parted. Not before wishing them a good night, despite their rudeness.
Baku: Man I'm ready to get to sleep. I call the biggest bed
Tobi: All of em are the same dummy
Baku: Then put two together and I'll sleep on that
Tobi: Why tf would we do that
Baku: We gotta distinguish the main character somehow
Lil Broomstick: Distinguish? There ain't no fire in here
Baku: Everytime you speak I get closer to catching a case
Lil Broomstick: What typa case?
Baku: First degree
Lil Broomstick: I'm not givin up my bed bruh
Baku: You can sleep in the shower you sack of corn syrup
Eventually, after hours on end of nonsensical bickering, things grew quiet in the four bullshitters' dorm room. If they had actually gone to sleep-- or even could for that matter-- was a mystery.
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Baku Takes On Beacon Remastered (Game of the Year Edition)
Action"You know me, I gotta be problematic at all costs" Baku Series is the work of Sethical, RWBY is the work of Monty Oum and RoosterTeeth
