Baku Takes On Beacon Remastered (Game of the Year Edition)

Call of Duty

The evening was just like any other for the four bullshitters, gathered in their dorm and arguing about nonsense and lobbing out cruelly accurate and not-so-accruate insults at each other.

However, in the midst of them talking over each other and threatening violence, Baku's iPhone X began to ring.

Baku: Who tf is hitting my line?

Pressing the 'answer call' button, Baku brought the phone up to his ear.

Baku: Yeah what's good

Ozpin: Ah, Baku! I'm glad I got the right number.

Baku: What the fuck? How in the hell did you get this number? I ain't even in the phone book

Ozpin: No matter, I have my ways.

Baku: You ominous ass baboon

Ozpin: I need to make sure I can get in touch with you at a moment's notice, Mister Baku. I have something very important for you and your team, please report to the amphitheater immediately.

The silver haired headmaster then hung up.

Baku: Ight we gotta go yall. Mfing Wizards of Waverly Place got sum for us

Bank Bill: This ain't bout to be nothing good

After a few minutes, the four bullshitters were in the amphitheater, where Ozpin and Glynda Goodwitch were waiting by a big screen with a picture of an area and various information.

Ozpin: Gentleman! Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Tobi: Ain't got shit else goin on

Lil Broomstick: What's this about brodie?

Ozpin: Well, there's something I have yet to cover with you four. You see, being Huntsmen in training, one thing you'll have to do during your time here is go on missions. Missions that mostly consist of going to areas with high Grimm activity and clearing them out.

Baku: Missions? Fuck is this, Call of Duty?

Ozpin: I believe you mean a call to duty, hm?

Baku: Stfu

Ozpin: Anyways, you'd typically get your choice of which assignment you and your team would like to undertake by using these screens here--

Pausing, the headmaster gestured to the aforementioned screens.

Ozpin: However, I've taken the liberty of assigning one to you. It is on the more difficult side of things, but I have faith you four will be able to handle it. Still, I will send Miss Goodwitch with you to lead the effort. Are you ready?

Baku: Hardly

Lil Broomstick: Nah I got shit to do

Tobi: I guess

Bank Bill: Yo Imma start needin a wage if you putting us to work like this

Ozpin: Very well, your bullhead departs in fifteen minutes.

Baku: Breh

Bank Bill: The shit was already bout to lift off and you over here asking if we're ready?

Despite those minor complaints, the four bullshitters still complied and, fifteen minutes later, could be found at the campus' cliffside area, where the bullhead docking bay was located.

Indeed, at one of the landing zones, an aforementioned aerial vehicle could be found, ready for takeoff. Before boarding, however, the blonde haired woman tried to set things straight with the nonsensical quartet.