Over the past couple of weeks, there had been an influx of students from other huntsman academies all across Remnant flooding to Beacon for the bi-annual Vytal Festival, as it was taking place in Vale this year.
Though, the plethora of new faces didn't seem to bother the four bullshitters. In fact, it wasn't even clear if they noticed all the additional pupils that were temporarily residing at Beacon. It was just business as usual for them.
Which is to say they were chilling in their dorm room, doing nothing at all except standing there. That was, until, the M&M-Dr. Phil hybrid burst through the door, seemingly excited about something.
Lil Broomstick: Ay dawg, guess what?
Baku: You ain't bout to tell us nothing good
Lil Broomstick: I came up on a lil dough kna mean? I used it to buy some studio time
Baku: Aw hell nah
Tobi: I don't even have the heart to tell ya
Bank Bill: You need to get off that SoundCloud shit. Go get a real job. Flip burgers or sumn
Lil Broomstick: Flip burgers? Fuck I look like? Spongebob?
Bank Bill: You look like that damn bacteria that be trying to steal the secret formula
Lil Broomstick: What are you saying bruh?
Bank Bill: Cuz you green, and you weak as fuck
Lil Broomstick: Man fuck up
Bank Bill: You've been chasing those 15 minutes of fame for eons. That's diabolical. Hang up your jersey already BOZO
Lil Broomstick: If I hang up my jersey, best believe it's going in the rafters
Bank Bill: They wouldn't even keep that shit in the bleachers
Lil Broomstick: Yknow what it don't even matter, I'm about to be popping off again once I record and drop this new shit
Baku: What did Young Thug say?
Bank Bill: Boy slow down dropping all that BS music 😭😂✌️
Lil Broomstick: What the fuck? How did you just use those emojis in real life dawg?
Baku: Whoever gave you that studio time is a domestic terrorist
Lil Broomstick: Whatever, y'all coming with me or nah?
Baku: Yeah I ain't got shit else going on
About half an hour later, in a sketchy-looking building in downtown Vale, the four bullshitters could be found within. It suddenly made sense how Lil Broomstick could afford the studio, as it was archaic and rundown.
The mic used for recording was clearly ripped off of a headset and haphazardly taped to a post, which was juat one example of how crude this studio was.
Tobi: Tf is this?
Baku: Bro bought studio time off Temu
Lil Broomstick: Cmon dawg it's all I could afford
Bank Bill: You really the brokest mf on the face of the planet, this is deplorable
Lil Broomstick: Let's just record
Bank Bill: We not recording in this bullshit
Baku: Do you even have any beats to record on?
Lil Broomstick: Beats didn't fit the budget
Baku: Wow
Tobi: I ain't ever seen no shit that's pathetic as this
Bank Bill: Who tf runs this weakass studio?
Baku: We gotta jump him, this is ludicrous
Lil Broomstick: Ludacris is here? I gotta get a feature
Baku: Stfu
Leaving the, and I'm using this word very loosely, "studio", the four bullshitters went through the sketchy building trying to look for its owner. After a few minutes, they found a door that conveniently had a golden plate on it that said "Owner".
As they made the door burst open, they got a look at the owner, who was seated behind a grandoise mahogany desk. It was a man in his 30s with orange hair and green eyes, dressed in a white suit complete with a cane and a black bowler hat.
On the desk, in front of the man, sat a nameplate which read "Roman Torchwick".
Roman: Ah, gentlemen! What can I do for ya? Enjoying the studio?
Baku: Hell tf no
Roman: Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Bank Bill: You need to quit being sorry and start giving us money
Lil Broomstick: What do you mean "us" bruh I'm the one who paid for this
Bank Bill: I need to be compensated for my time, I coulda been scamming and running my BREAD up. Instead I'm at this bullshit studio talking to a mf with a Pokémon for a last name
Baku: Speaking of scamming this is the weakest scam I've ever seen a bitch run. And I was selling styrofoam shoes
Roman: Hm, it fooled you, didn't it?
Baku: No. It only fools the dumb and desperate like Dr. Phil over here
Lil Broomstick: Watch yo damn mouth
Baku: This shit so weak I almost don't want the money back
Roman: Good! Because you're not getting it.
Baku: This must be Jumanji the way you're playing games with ya own life rn
Roman: Look, I'm sorry you guys aren't satisfied. Would you like to speak to a customer service representative?
Before any of them could answer, Roman lifted his cane and fired a red-glowing flare from it at the four, which roused up dark plumes of smoke following an explosion that obscured the bullshitters' vision.
Though, of course, the explosion itself did nothing at all to them, except send Lil Broomstick flying through the air before he was embedded into a wall, head first.
By the time the smoke cleared, the orange haired criminal was gone, likely through the now open window behind the desk.
Baku: Oh he hit feet
Bank Bill: He think he the #1 scammer, I might have to kill him
Baku: Well that shit gonna have to wait until another chapter or sumn cuz I need to get some food
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Baku Takes On Beacon Remastered (Game of the Year Edition)
Acción"You know me, I gotta be problematic at all costs" Baku Series is the work of Sethical, RWBY is the work of Monty Oum and RoosterTeeth
