(Alright I couldn't do the images before the bullshit character introductions because the format kept messing up, so this might be a little weirder than the other chapters in that sense)
Who doesn't love a three-day weekend?
The pupils of Beacon Academy certainly appreciated it, an extra day to give their young minds a rest from the incessant schoolwork, and their bodies a rest from the necessary sparring and training.
As for the four bullshitters, they didn't really spend the first two days of their mini-break doing anything besides existing and occasionally instigating. However, today, they decided to go out into Vale. Why? To do their usual shit. Harass food service, buy an outdated iPhone, all types of bullshit really.
Baku: Man I'm out in Vale, I'm flexing, call that VLEXING
Lil Broomstick: You can't just be making words up like that
Tobi: You've already said that dumb shit before
Baku: I got an expansive vocabulary bitch. I can't keep track of what I said
Tobi: No you don't and yes you can
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro look at that!
Across the street was a recording studio, with a promotional sign out in front.
Lil Broomstick: 5 dollars for 5 minutes I'm bout to come back up! Can you spot me brodie?
Baku: PLEASE be self-sufficient
Lil Broomstick: Damn bruh it's just 5 dollars tf?
Baku: Yeah 5 dollars I'm never gon see again
Lil Broomstick: You probably won't I'll keep it a buck
Baku: Keep it a buck? You need to worry bout getting bucks
Lil Broomstick: I been tryin
Baku: No you haven't
Bank Bill: I seen his credit card report before that shit said $-50,000
Tobi: Damn
Lil Broomstick: Cmon man you ain't have to say that
Baku: How the hell are you 50K in debt? You don't got a car, a house, tf are buying??
Lil Broomstick: You remember those buckets I used to carry my cash in?
Baku: Ain't nooooo way
Tobi: You can't be fr
Lil Broomstick: That shit cost a hundo
Baku: Hundred? Hundred what? Dollars?
Lil Broomstick: A hundred thousand
Baku: You damn numbskull
Bank Bill: Whoever does your finances is a TERRORIST
Lil Broomstick: I do my own finances dawg
Tobi: We know
Lil Broomstick: They said they were ancient artifacts bruh y'all gonna be hurting when I flip that shit for two hundo
Tobi: Oh brother
Baku: Yaint flipping that for shit. Maybe two hundo in some damn Monopoly money.
Lil Broomstick: Fuck up, man
Baku: Your brain is a scammer's paradise
Bank Bill: Shit I'm bout to get to work
Lil Broomstick: Y'all always hatin. Just let me be me
YOU ARE READING
Baku Takes On Beacon Remastered (Game of the Year Edition)
Aksiyon"You know me, I gotta be problematic at all costs" Baku Series is the work of Sethical, RWBY is the work of Monty Oum and RoosterTeeth
