What Bitchass Country Are Y'all From

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(Alright I'm gonna do this like the first book where I split it up by volumes and label the following chapters with 'V2' and so on. That being said, this is the final chapter of Volume 1, so there'll be a short break after this)

 That being said, this is the final chapter of Volume 1, so there'll be a short break after this)

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So, yeah. I'll just let Baku take this one...

Baku: What in the hell?

Lil Broomstick: Looks hard, right bro?

Baku: Hell tf no

Lil Broomstick: Don't hate cuz I got a fade and you don't

Baku: The only thing that needs to fade is you, from existence.

Lil Broomstick: Quit hatin

Baku: You look like a damn roly-poly. Why did you even get that shit?

Lil Broomstick: I'm trying to get back on the come up man, I'm auramaxxing

Baku: Auramaxxing? You need to be jobmaxxing

Lil Broomstick: I won't need a job if I blow up again bruh

Baku: I just checked your Spotify. That shit said 3 monthly listeners

Lil Broomstick: Those are my Day 1s they're gonna get to say they were there before I blew up

Baku: You live in delusion

Lil Broomstick: I'm gonna be back to winning Grammys and making millions and you gonna be hurtin when I don't let you in the crib

Baku: The only crib I see in your future is a cardboard box.

Lil Broomstick: That ain't nice

Baku: I hope you do come back up tho

Lil Broomstick: Really? I appreciate that homie

Baku: If that's what it takes to get you out my damn house and stop asking for money

Lil Broomstick: Ayo speaking of which I'm kinda hungry. Can you spot me bro?

Baku: You green meatball

Lil Broomstick: Cmon man I'm starving

Baku: Fine I gotta eat too anyways

With that, the two left their dorm room and headed down the hall in the direction of the academy's cafeteria. Though, on the way there, they bumped into three people they hadn't seen before, dressed in uniform, although not the standard Beacon Acadmemy uniforms.

Not that Baku nor Lil Broomstick cared or even seemed to notice.

Baku: Bitches need to watch where they're walking

The three individuals were distinct in appearance from one another, especially with their hair. One's was mint green and rather straight, the other at her side-- the only male of the three-- had slicked-back grey hair, and the last who stood at the forefront had long-flpwing black hair.

Black-hair: Sorry about that. We're coming from Haven Academy--

Baku: Dawg I do not care

The three exchanged glances before the black haired woman spoke up again.

Black-hair: Well, we're here for the Vytal Festival--

Lil Broomstick: Vytal Festival? Tf is that?

Baku: What bitchass country are y'all from where you drop this much exposition on a stranger??

The black haired woman narrowed her eyes, looking between her two companions before they settled back on the primary bullshitter.

Black-hair:...Okay, obviously we got off on the wrong foot.

Baku: I don't got feet homie, I'm a still image

Blinking, not quite sure how to process this interaction (which was fair, all things considered), the black-haired woman again exchanged another look with the other two behind her, the male shrugging before crossing his arms.

Black-hair:...Alright, well, see you around, I suppose.

Baku: Yeah yeah whatever Imma go get something to eat

And that drew an end to the short but certainly memorable-- at least for the three Haven Academy students-- interaction between the two parties as they went their separate ways.

Baku: Can't stand all these ominous mfs

Meanwhile, back with the three newcomers.

Green-hair: That guy was kind of a prick, huh, Cinder?

Cinder: Hm, we'll just make sure he ends up regretting that, now won't we...?

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