Half-past noon and many students were gathered in the dining hall for lunch. Naturally, Team RWBY, led by the tour guide of Baku and Co's tour of the academy, was there, as well as another team by the name of JNPR, who was led by a blonde young man by the name of Jaune
Jaune: Hey, have you guys noticed all the...strange people that have flooded in recently?
Pyrrha: What do you mean, Jaune?
Jaune: I dunno how to explain it, but there's a lot of new faces here and they're all kinda...static.
Meanwhile, in the area where students got their food
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Baku: Yeah can I get chicken noodle soup no chicken noodles
Walter The Waiter: Huh?
Baku: Did you hear me or not?
Walter: Yeah so you just want the broth then?
Baku: What is that
Walter: Oh, you're remedial
Baku: Yaint lying
Walter: Chicken noodle soup no chicken noodle, right?
Baku: Yea
Walter: So wtf I'm bout to do? Pour boiling water in a bowl?
Baku: Did I ask for that?
Walter: Yes, you fuckin wastrel
Baku: Wastrel???
Walter: Chicken noodle soup take out the chicken AND the noodles, what do you get?
Baku: The soup
Walter: Yeah and what is that?
Baku: That's your job idiot you figure this shit out
Walter: This ain't dateline buddy I ain't figuring out shit. You can gtfo my line unless you bout to order some REAL shit. Not BULL shit.
Baku: Ight just lemme get a chicken BISKIT, no chicken
Walter:...So just the bread then?
Baku: Yea
There was a moment of silence before an audible sigh emitted from the dining hall worker.
Walter: Comin right up
After getting his food and preventing everyone else behind him from getting their food for a solid couple of minutes, the four bullshitters met up and found a place to sit, coincidentally near Teams JNPR and RWBY.
Ruby: Oh, hey Baku and the other three! Yang, these were the strange guys that I toured around yesterday I was telling you about!
Blake: If you're gonna call them the 'strange guys', you should probably lower your voice...or wait until they're not in ear shot.
Ignoring her dark haired teammate's advice, Ruby turned her attention back to the odd quartet.
Ruby: So, how is your guys' first day of classes going?
Baku: Our first day of what
Ruby:...Classes? You did go to them, right?
Baku: Nah
Bank Bill: I was too busy scammin folk
Tobi: I made an appearance but kept it movin
Lil Broomstick: They got classes here?
By now, the two named teams looked a mix of absolutely bewildered and amused.
Weiss: Wha- Yes, they got classes here, you dolt! What did you think the "Academy" in "Beacon Academy" stood for?!
Lil Broomstick: Idk I just know that word from that one fuckass anime. Fullmetal Academy.
Baku: Oh nah
Tobi: When the wind blows does your head whistle???
Lil Broomstick: Wtf does it mean?
Jaune: It...It means school, man.
Lil Broomstick: This is a school???
Baku: You really are a dumbass
Lil Broomstick: I thought this was free housing or some shit
Baku: Yeah I know your ass loves some free housing. You ain't paid a damn dime of rent to me yet
Bank Bill: He don't got nary a dollar in his bank account fuck did you expect?
Lil Broomstick: When I come up y'all gon be hurtin
Baku: Whatchu gonna come up on? Food stamps?
Lil Broomstick: When y'all hate that be my #1 motive
Tobi: Nah he gon come up on some scratch-off tickets
Bank Bill: You speakin from experience?
Tobi: Let's go band for band right now
The others waited in anticipation to see if Bank Bill would accept Tobi's challenge and go 'band for band'. Whatever that meant.
Bank Bill:...I ain't got it on me
Tobi: That ain't nothing new
That section of the table temporarily fell into a slightly uncomfortable silence, before the blonde bruiser known as Yang spoke up.
Yang: Soooo...are you guys gonna show up for the rest of your classes today, or what?
