The evening following their first mission, Baku was on his way back from the dining hall, equipped with a no meat, no cheese, no vegetable sub sandwich. All that to say, it was just two pieces of bread.
Baku: Fuck I'm hungry, I can't wait to eat this shit
Crossing the courtyard, which was the shortest path to their dorms, Baku suddenly stopped in his tracks when some sort of temporal gateway opened in front of him, bordered with a red line. At the moment, it was too dark to see what was on the other side.
Baku: What the hell...
???: Hello, Baku.
Baku: Who tf- why you playing Portal??? This ain't Valve
???: I know you're most likely confused.
Baku: No shit
???: Well, allow me to introduce myself.
Suddenly, the darkness on the other side of the portal cleared, revealing a deathly pale woman with dark red eyes, covered in purple veins and adoring a black dress.
Salem: I am Salem, Master of Grimm.
Baku: Oh nah
Salem: Yes, I know I can be quite imposing-
Baku: This bitch old as fuck
Salem:...Excuse me?
Baku: You old, bozo. Why tf are you opening portals, don't you gotta worry about some damn telephone scammers takin your health benefits or sum shit?
Salem:...Are you done?
Baku: Nah hold on lemme list em off
Suddenly, a small book appeared to manifest and float in front of the main bullshitter.
Baku: You so old you had to pay your first house mortgage wit rocks. Ya pops was the first mf to come on land. You was there when they discovered fire. Scratch that, you were HOW they discovered fire. Someone touched you and the damn friction from that dry ass skin-
Salem: Enough!
Baku: I wasn't done but ight
Taking a deep sigh, the ominous women clenched her fists at her side. Her patience was running thin and it had only been, like, a minute.
Granted, not many had the patience to deal with Baku for more than a couple seconds.
Salem: I'll forgive your ignorance this time, but for the future I will not stand for it.
Baku: So wtf you here for then?
Salem: I'm here to offer you a chance. A chance to be on the winning side of the losing battle that Ozpin and his faction are fighting. A losing battle that they are using you as a pawn in.
Baku: Pawn? We talkin chess?
Salem: In a grandiose sense, yes.
Baku: Idgaf about chess dawg
Another sigh escaped the Grimm Queen, pinching the bridge of her nose.
Salem: For the love of- not literally chess. Just listen, as long as you continue to work for Ozpin, you will falter. You will fail.
Baku: Shieeeet I ain't ever failed nothin but school
Salem: Well, you will here, I can assure you of that.
Baku: Ight so I'd just go from being that mf wizard's pawn to yours then?
Salem:...Well-
Baku: Yeah Imma have to pass dawg
Salem:...You're going to have to 'pass'?
Baku: That's what I just said bruh
Salem: Hmph, perhaps I've made a mistake, coming to you this early. With clarity, you'll understand the mistake you just made-
Baku: Prolly not
Salem: I'll approach you again and give you another chance to accept my gracious offer in due time. Hopefully, you'll be wiser by then...
Baku: Yeah whatever I'm bout to eat this sub
Narrowing her dark red eyes, Salem snapped her fingers and, in an instant, the portal had disappeared. Most normal, rational people would be in shock after such an event, questioning if what had occurred was real or if they were suffering from psychosis.
Baku, however, reacted as you'd probably be expect...
Baku: These witchcraft and wizardry bitches stay hitting my line
Before continuing on to his dorm to eat his two pieces of bread.
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