Following the lunch break where it was revealed to the four bullshitters that they, indeed, had to actually attend class at this academy, they begrudgingly headed to what was technically their fourth class of the day. Sparring with Glynda Goodwitch.
Looking out into the crowd of pupils as they filed in, Baku and Co. naturally stuck out like sore thumbs, so they were the first to be really noticed by the blonde teacher.
Glynda: You four! I've caught wind from the other instructors that you were absent for your morning classes, so thank you for actually making an appearance to this one.
Her stern tone was naturally ladden with sarcasm as she spoke. Though, trying to use sarcasm on the four bullshitters was pretty hit or miss.
Lil Broomstick: Yeah no problem I didn't know I had to actually do anything kna mean? I thought I could just chill in the room maybe record another song if I felt like it
Baku: That shit not getting a SINGLE damn play on SoundCloud, not Spotify. Shit it wouldn't even blow up DatPiff
Lil Broomstick: Fuck out my life brah
Baku: I been tryin
Letting out a sigh and pinching the bridge of her nose, Goodwitch lifted a hand and all of the sudden a purple bubble encased the Dr. Phil-M&M Hybrid and the Yeezy-adorned creature.
Lil Broomstick: Tf is this?
Baku: This bitch think she SpongeBob
Glynda: Are you two done now?
Lil Broomstick: Just about
Baku: Ight damn I'mma keep it cool
Releasing them from their purple hued encasements, the riding crop wielding woman started as she always did, choosing two students for a spar. And wouldn't you know it, Baku was one of them.
Glynda: Baku, since this is yours and your teammates' first class, I figure you should get a firsthand experience on how this works.
Baku: Oh we getting combative?
Glynda: Who would like to spar against him?
At first, all the other students exchanged looks, expecting one another to volunteer though no one actually stepped up themselves. Mainly because they didn't know who, or even what, this odd masked figure was. That uncertainty naturally led to some hesitancy.
That was until a particular male who was described by most of his peers as "rude"-- which was really one of the nicer things people said about him-- stood up.
Cardin: Yeah, I'll fight the feathered freak.
Baku: Bruh who is this Disney Channel ass bully? Hit the road slick I needa fight someone who been here since AT LEAST the last chapter
Cardin: So you're scared?
Lil Broomstick: Oh shit!
Bank Bill: Bro gettin called out by a background character. Wouldn't let that happen to me
Tobi: Yes you would
Bank Bill: Let's scrap right now Naruto
Baku: Yall mfs volatile
Cardin: So, are you gonna fight me? Or nor?
Baku: Yeah why not
Bank Bill: Me and Shippuden over here got next
Tobi: You don't want this action buddy, trust.
Glynda let out another exasperated sigh, ignoring the arguing bullshitters as she addressed Baku and Cardin instead.
Glynda: Very well. Gentlemen, head to the locker room to get your appropriate gear.
Baku: Fuck I do that for? I already got my Season 2 jacket. My pirate black 350 boost. Shit I even got a pair of YEEZY PODS
Glynda:...That doesn't provide you any protection...
Baku: Cmon bruh I KNOW this jacket can protect me from the cold
Glynda: I'm referring to protection in combat...
Baku: Ain't nobody landed hit on me yet I'll be ight
The stern blonde opened her mouth, only to close it a moment later, figuring it wasn't worth the energy nor her sanity to continue going back and forth with Baku.
Besides, if they were really as important and powerful as Ozpin said they were, then he would surely hold up in a spar against a student, wouldn't he?
Well, she'd get her answer in the coming moments, as not too long thereafter Cardin emerged from the locker room in full gear akin to that of a knight. His weapon, a dust mace called The Executioner, in hand.
Cardin: You ready to go down, freak?
Baku: Ion think my body can do that
After getting the go-ahead from the stern teacher, Cardin charged Baku with a ferocious war cry.
Baku: FOH B
His attack was short lived, as Baku's incantation sent him flying back into the opposite wall, immediately draining most of his aura and leaving him temporarily incapicated. The students (besides the other three bullshitters) and even Glynda herself fell into a stunned silence at the display.
Baku: We done? I'm bout to hop on Grailed
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Action"You know me, I gotta be problematic at all costs" Baku Series is the work of Sethical, RWBY is the work of Monty Oum and RoosterTeeth
