Baku Takes On Beacon Remastered (Game of the Year Edition)

We A Superteam

It was a brisk morning and gathered at the Beacon cliff were Team RWBY, the bullshitters, and Headmaster Ozpin. A breeze blew through, but the chill felt nice with the morning sun bearing down on them.

Ruby: Um, Headmaster Ozpin? What are we doing here? I thought we already did initiation...

Ozpin: Don't worry, Miss Rose, I'm not reinitiating you. You've all proven yourselves worthy of attending this prestigious academy by now. The reason I've gathered you here--

Baku: Wait holup, so all we had to do was ask? Mf you've been standin there sipping on that damn bean for the last 20 minutes

As usual, the silver haired wizard continued on, ignoring Baku's comments.

Ozpin: --Is because I've seen you work as teams individually, and I'm interested to see what you can do as one conglomerate. You're not always going to be fighting with your team. You may join forces with another to take down a larger foe. You may get split up and have to work with someone else. Being a huntsman or huntress is all about unpredictability, and how you respond to it.

Baku: Oh, we a superteam

Blake: A superteam...?

Baku: Yeah cuz WE the main characters and y'all are kinda the main characters too. Shit we got double the plot armor. Call that plot armor²

Team RWBY exchanged confused glances.

Yang:...What are you talking about, dude?

Baku: Fuck if I know

Ozpin: Anyways, do any of you have any questions?

Silence followed before the heiress spoke up with one.

Weiss: So, when we did the initiation, we had to collect relics at that temple. What do we do now?

Ozpin: Good question, Miss Schnee. You will do the same as you did during initiation, except this time simply regroup at the temple and return when all eight of you have gathered there. And remember, destroy anything that lies in your path. Anything else?

Lil Broomstick: Yeah wtf are we standing on bruh?

Ozpin: I'm glad you asked.

Suddenly, the pad under Lil Broomstick sprung up, sending him spiraling through the air in a chaotic display.

Baku: Oh he sending us to the moon

Bank Bill: He murked him, I'm smoking PACK

Baku: Nah he definitely survived that bullshit. I'll put a hundo that he's freeloading off me by the next chapter

One by one, the rest were launched off their pads and into the Emerald Forest. While Team RWBY performed incredible stunts to ensure a safe landing, the bullshitters all landed with the grace of a no-legged dog. Most of them, somehow, on their feet, with no attempt to stop their speed on the descent.

Unharmed, however. Plot armor is a bitch.

Baku landed in a small clearing, ring shaped bordered with densely packed trees.

Baku: Me and that mf gotta box. I gotta rob him or somethin after that bullshit

Ruby: Hey, Baku!

The voice of the silver-eyed huntress in training called from above, perched in a nearby tree, before she joined him in the clearing.

Ruby: I guess we're partners for this, huh?

Baku: Yeah yeah whatever, look I gotta get back I'm bidding some mf on eBay for some shoes

Ruby: Don't worry, partner, speed is my speciality!