Alex Hale Book 1 by Spielar

Chapter 22

"Say what?" Mr. Granger and Arthur said together with a look of confusion.

"It's customary for the person getting married to go drinking and have a fun time before he gets hitched is it not?"

"Well yes, but you're kind of young for that." Arthur said with doubt.

"Oh ye of little faith. Money solves everything. Now lets get going." I said before calling out some house elves and having them get Ron, Harry, Neville, who was in his pajamas and looked around confused before I explained things to him. He was incredibly happy for me and decided to come along. I also brought Fred, George, and even Percy.

We left after a butterbeer at the Leaky Cauldron and the rest of the night was a huge blur. I had of course kept off my poison resistance and that caused me to actually become drunk for once. I figured it wouldn't be right to not get drunk on such an occasion.

Some how I ended up in a hotel in Thailand and was in a bed with a stuffed bear, and by stuffed bear I mean the taxidermy kind. It was horrifying.

There also was a dead acromantula in the corner next to Ron who was sitting in a tipped over chair while snoring.

Fred and George were curled up on another bed next to a half naked lady boy.

Percy was missing.

Mr. Granger was lying on a table with a pair of pliers and a pile of money in his waistband.

Arthur was on his back with a huge bag of what I was really hoping was sugar lying on his chest.

Harry had somehow ended up sleeping with a large python or something next to him and a tattoo of a cobra on his shoulder.

I woke everyone up and took the snake back to where it had come from, which was apparently in South America somewhere.

Percy came in the door and hugged me. "Thank you for last night Alex. It opened my eyes and showed me that the world is truly a bigger place than I had thought. I see that I have been small minded and had been beyond foolish. After I graduate this year I'll be going around to see some more of the world."

"Father I also want to let you know that you were amazing last night, the way you got in that fight with that gang member to save Choy Suk. I never knew you were such an amazing boxer."

"Choy who, where am I?" Arthur groaned out.

I took out a hologram machine from my pocket and had one of the elves plug in his camera from his vest. I had implemented it in order to know what had happened if any of my guards mysteriously died.

We saw a night of debauchery that spanned the entire world. It lasted for three days where we would teleport whenever it started to brighten, never letting the night end.

We found out that Fred and George had ended up with two German twins who took their virginity, and then some Irish girls, and then some American college students, and finally the lady boy who had already left.

Percy had mostly talked to people and had apparently gotten left to talk to an American muggle professor in Boston for an entire day. Which kind of explained why he was doing much better than we all were.

Ron had been subjected to a treatment to fix his fear of spiders by me and an African tribal leader I convinced somehow to help him become a fearless warrior. He had afterwards got in a fight with an acromantula with nothing but a knife and a spear. Ron had won and then kept its corpse as a trophy causing a large number of people to stare as a shirtless boy dragged a huge spider around. It was surprisingly light once you carved out its insides.