Yellow Hearts

Pink hair and pronouns

Ashlyn: name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house

Taylor: *buzzes*

Ashlyn: Taylor

Taylor: NAKED GRANDMA

Ashlyn: naked- HUH??

Bonnie: nice answer

Tyler: I don't wanna see that either

Ashlyn: okay... let's see *DING* number five?!

Taylor: WOOOOOOOO!!
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Why nobody asks what happens at the mall anymore:

Bonnie: and then BAM! I got hit by a big. ass. truck.

Logan: WHAAAATT-
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Bonnie: get back here! do you know how many child molesters there are in Georgia?

Logan: you're such a bitch...

Bonnie: what did you say

Logan: I have an itch
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Ashlyn: he needs to learn some morals and values!

Tyler: look at him and tell me there's a god!

Aiden: he made me in his own image :D
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Basically Bonnie in a nutshell

Bonnie: whatever I've done... I did it for love...

(I need to stop putting her through it tbh)
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Max: pink hair? I bet you have pronouns too

Laden: me personally I would not let that slide

Mya: stop bullying you guys 🙄
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How Bonnie and Mya got together:

Bonnie: ...you know how amazing it would be if you and I were totally gay and into each other?

Mya: what'd you just say-
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If my friend sees this I'm cooked
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Tyler: don't argue with me

Taylor: but you're wrong

Tyler: don't argue with me

Taylor: but 👏🏾 you're 👏🏾 wrong 👏🏾

Tyler: that's why you're the slowest in our class

Taylor: that's why you don't have a girlfriend

Tyler: ...I'm about to end your whole career- you know Santa Claus isn't real right?

Taylor: ...what?

Tyler: right hm

Taylor: what 😭

Tyler: exactly-

Logan: why would you say that?

Tyler: nah because she had it coming

Taylor: mom!

Logan: why would you say that??

Tyler: SHE HAD IT COMIN

Taylor: MOM 😭

Tyler: NO DONT CALL MOM NOW-
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Ashlyn: "all is strange and vague"

Aiden: are we dead?

Bonnie: or is this Ohio 🧐
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Bonnie: objection! nuh-uh