Maverick: you know it's said that the gods give their hardest battles to their strongest soldiers
Bonnie: WHEN DID I SIGN UP FOR THE WAR
Taylor: Bonnie—
Bonnie: WHEN DID I ENLIST
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Taylor: Tyler it's only worth what you're willing to put into it. is it worth getting hurt again?
Tyler: yes
Bonnie: going to jail?
Tyler: yep!
Taylor: getting killed?
Tyler: yes ma'am!
Bonnie: kissing a man?
Tyler: yea yea! Wait-
Bonnie: Woah kissing a man?
Taylor: I mean if it feels natural and that's what you're into
Tyler: no! that don't count!
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Mike: Woah kid how are you such a good driver?
Bonnie: because there's illegal shit in here
Mike: ...what?
Bonnie: because if I don't use my turn signal then we're both gonna do 15. Because I am going to lie and say that it's yours
Mike: I am about to jump out of this car
Bonnie: no you're not. Put your seatbelt on pops you are not safe 😁
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Tyler: I'm here open up
Bonnie: ...when I was a little kid I was forced to eat dog food for dinner—
Tyler: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
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Tyler: This is what fucking happened- I go into Disney's fucking basement- I went to go look for our aunt and you know what I found? Goofy's bones! Do you know how fucked up it is to find your favorite mascot's bones in the basement?!
Bonnie, quietly: goofy doesn't have bones
Tyler: Shut the fuck up you don't know tha- wait rewind. Who the fuck said that shit?! No one say a fucking word!
Taylor: Hey Logan. Logan quick question—
Tyler: no! We're not doing this again!
Taylor: Hey Logan! Quick question!
Aiden: Logan does Goofy have bones?
Logan: Goofy?
Aiden & Taylor: Yes
Taylor: does he have bones
Logan: ...I mean- he's a cartoon I think we have to acknowledge the rubbery structure that all cartoon characters—
Tyler: Logan. Logan. I went into Disney's basement and saw Goofy's bones
Ashlyn: Um no. The faceless man in my basement is staring at me and shaking his head I don't think there are any Goofy bones—
Tyler: D-do you live in Disney's basement?!!
Bonnie: Goofy only has skin
Aiden: Bonnie?
Tyler: Bonnie I'm gonna need you to—
Bonnie: the best part is I'm not lying
Aiden: Bonnie? Bonnie
Taylor: this turned from a jokey improvised Goofy story time- I didn't mean to say Goofy- to actual horror stories. Bonnie what do you mean that Goofy only has skin??
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Yellow Hearts
FanfictionBonita Cabrera goes on a field trip to Savannah, Georgia and her life changes for the better and worse because of it. Aiden Clark x Oc (Pictures are not mine unless stated otherwise and I'll give credits in the chapters)
