SBG as random Game Grumps and Snapcube moments

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(Guess which is which)

Logan: if it makes me feel things then it must be a good poem

Tyler: and what did it make you feel?

Logan: like I wanted it to be over
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Logan: happy thoughts happy thoughts happy thoughts in shards all over the floor

Aiden: Jesus 😃

Tyler: like e-even if you wanted to date her at the beginning of this poem by the end you're like "we should see other people" 😬
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Logan: it's- it's actually a really low jpeg

Taylor: what's a- what's a jpeg? Stop speaking witch
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Tyler: I don't think Sayori sees the full picture of my motive

Logan: I know you're here for the muff!

The others: 🤣/😭/😨/🫢/😀/😳

Logan: alright girls! strut your stuff!

Aiden: you will be swimming in muff

Bonnie: this puss will be overflowing
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Bonnie: fuck Amy!

Aiden: 🤣

Bonnie: I hope she dies from spider bites!
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The others: *not paying attention to Bonnie*

Bonnie: I'm sorry am I fucking boring you?
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Tyler: Natsuki has trouble finding words

Bonnie: I found one!

Tyler: I guess she doesn't have trouble anymore

Bonnie: here's one on the floor! it says "caution: floor wet"
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Tyler: Sonic I've had enough you took my wife you fucked my crops I'm takin ya life
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Ashlyn: the newly satisfied animal

Aiden: oh newly satisfied animal 😩

Ashlyn: alright stop
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Ashlyn: it flickers. I flicker back

Taylor: flicker back y'all

Taylor and Bonnie: ain't no flicker back girl!
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Bonnie: we'll just end up embarrassing ourselves instead of getting any new members

Ashlyn: that's a concern of mine as well. I don't do well with last minute preparations

Aiden: alright well you guys are a bunch of fucking pessimists
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Bonnie: all around me are familiar eggmans worn out eggmans worn out eggmans all around me- IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?? OH MY GOD
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Aiden: no Sayori you guys are fucking doing it
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Aiden: last night I dreamed I was kissing... a girl

Bonnie: uh-huh nice save

Aiden: and she was really pretty-

Bonnie: and definitely not you
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Logan: I'm so close! I'm like a god damn jigalo ready to burst and she's saying "no three more minutes at least"!
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Aiden: RED STRIPES! JET BOOTS! OH MY GOD 🤩
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Logan: FriendTyler always gives it his best as long as he's having fun

Tyler: I'm not having fun

Logan: he helps me with busy work without me even asking!

Tyler: so you'll leave faster

Ashlyn: you two are really good friends aren't you?

Bonnie: what gave you that idea?
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Logan: unrestrai- kitty

Bonnie: I'm gonna go with the death of all human- puppies! 😁
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Bonnie: oh come on like he deserves any slack! Sayori said you didn't even want to join any clubs this year. And last year too! You're such a clubless bitch!

Taylor: clubless- 😭
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Bonnie: yeah... told you you weren't gonna like it

Tyler: no it's not that I don't like it—

Tyler and Bonnie: it's just that I hate it
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Ashlyn: in other words they tend to pick a writing style separate from the topic matter and they form fit the two together... am I talking down to you enough ☺️
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Bonnie: dude I don't know how to say this or if I should say it but I have a crazy boner right now

Logan: really?

Bonnie: like I am fucking rock hard and I don't know why... it's not for battlekid!

Taylor: 🤣

Bonnie: I swear it's not!

Logan: look Sivak Games

Bonnie: yeah

Logan: I don't want you to get too proud of yourselves

Bonnie: yeah yeah yeah
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Tyler: I once met a guy named Jesus! I said "hey isn't your name pronounced hey-soos?" and he said "no my mom's very religious" and I said "then wouldn't that prevent you from having the name Jesus?" and he said FUCK
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Aiden: oh purple plant why were you growing in the rock world— I didn't even try ☹️
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Tyler: you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you yellow gumball son of a bitch you have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die
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Bonnie, singing: I'll be the beach that washes your worries away

Bonnie & Aiden: I'll be the beach that you daydream about every day!
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Tyler: and then I'm like can I have spinach and they just destroy it with spinach just an avalanche of spinach and it's like I want like five other things! You can't just fill it up with spinach and think that's all it's gonna be! And then you ask for onions and they put like two onions on and it's like MORE ONION PLEASE??
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Ashlyn: what are you doing this for?

Aiden: the door opened slightly

Ashlyn: oh okay

Taylor: W H E E Z E
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Bonnie: how do you think I feel getting cucked by a heDGEHOG
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Tyler: you gotta- you gotta pay attention to every little thing! every little thing is coming at you! it's coming at you like Cleopatru!
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Aiden, sighs: I miss my wife Tails

Logan: I-

Aiden: I miss her a lot
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Bonnie: there goes Hawaii there there there goes Hawaii oh there goes Hawaii the island is gone
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So I was gonna write the next real chapter but it's really short and I didn't want this to just sit in the drafts

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