Kyle
(First person)After y/n left Tolkien's house , I stayed a bit more until I received a call from my mom , that I ignored at first until I saw 3 more. Well shit. I had to excuse myself and go home because my mom kept sending me messages telling me to do so.
When I got home after a walk of thinking about the endless things that could have made her mad I opened the door to see my mom holding a box . She stared at me with that one mom stare. You know , that one. I looked at the box and saw the symbol on it. It was the Fleshlight. How the fuck did it get here so quickly. And why when I wasn't home! AND WHY DID SHE OPEN MY PACKAGE."Look Mom, I can explai-" "I am SO disappointed in you Kyle." My mom cut me off as I tried to explain myself.
"I never thought you'd be that kind of boy Kyle." She said with a stern voice as she pinched the bridge of her nose.
God fucking damnit...
"Mom ,I'm seventeen now, almost eighteen . I'm old enough for this kind of stuff.." I said with a sigh as I looked at the floor .
I don't think if was fair for my mom to be mad at me for doing stuff most people my age do. She's done worse , way worse. Poor Ike , he's seen things.."Whatever. You are grounded . And I'm throwing this thing out." She said as she walked outside to put it in the trash . I sighed deeply. As I went into my room.
I laid down and looked at my phone , seeing a new snap from Uni , I clicked it , seeing the tv and the caption saying "Sup Kk , I had a BLAST todayyy , this town isn't half bad , if you want to play later tonight, I can:P"
I smiled seeing the caption , I was glad for her . But upset cuz I wouldn't be able to hang with her tonight. I sent back a snap of my floor with the caption "Srryyy , I can't today, i got grounded again :/" . I laid back on my bed.
"God damnit... Why did it have to be today.." I groaned ..After a while of scrolling on my phone, I could hear the tv from my mom's room . I thought for a second.. What if , I took this opportunity to go get the package back? I gently opened the door..
And walked downstairs on my tippy toes , opening the front door slowly and quietly , walking to the trash bin , opening it and the only thing that was inside was the box , it felt gross but I reached out for it and took it out . I need to wash my hands.. eugh. I'll leave just the box as bait . If my mom comes to the trash and check if it's still here . I opened the box , taking the fleshlife out. Holy fuck dude. It was so weird to the touch! I hid it in my jacket and put the box back inside the trash before running inside and back upstairs, I locked myself in the bathroom and washed my hands . Also washing the Fleshlight. Just in case .
So weird but so realistic at the same time. It was indeed like a real pussy.. godamn it I can't stop doing weird things recently I'm acting like such a weirdo. And a disappointment to my mother.I sighed before walking out the bathroom and back into my room . I needed a place to hide it , and a good one. I looked around before realizing I had a ton of trash from the fourth grade in my closet , a whole box of random things I used . I had a little treasure box in there , perfect size . And I put it in there , seeing all the old fourth grade stuff. Such nostalgia. I put it back nicely and then closed my closet door. I sigh of relief leaving my mouth as I felt better now. I didn't spend 25 Dollars on nothing. I sat back on my bed before looking at my books on the desk. I was so bored of always and always studying to make my mom happy. I'll stand up to her one day. Soon enough.
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Online Connexion Kyle Broflovski X F!Reader
General FictionYou and Kyle have been friends on internet for 3 months now but never showed eachother your faces or real names for privacy and stuffs , his online name is Kk so thats what you call him and he calls you either Dumbass or Uni , why ? because it was y...