One Direction of Summer

Chapter 5 1d

For them directioners

Harry and Louis were on the couch when there was a knock on the door

"Harry will you be a dear and get the door for me?"

"Of course my little Night Rider" Harry said smiling.

"Thanks love"

Harry walked to the door and opened it forgetting to look through the peephole. Outside the door was the slimmest fattest ugliest thing in the world,Naughty Boy, better known as sausage boy.

"Excuse me can I help you if not can you please get off my property?" Harry said trying very much to be polite.

"No I'm just here to see if-" he didn't finish he pushed Harry out of the way and ran in the house with his sausage juice dripping through their house and a bottle of his deadly stank breath to kill Louis. He then found Louis and the bottle was dangerously close to his nose. Louis screamed and then Harry punched the shit out of Sausage Boy.

"are you okay?"

"I am now my Cheshire Cat I love you" they then made out leaving naughty boy on the floor struggling to get up.

"Harry what are we gonna do with this greasy sausage?" Louis said concerned.

"Don't worry Louis I'll use the Niall signal so Niall can take care of it" Harry threw a potato at the pantry door and the pantry door opened revealing a hungry Niall with a bag of family sized potato chips on his head. Niall shook it off and he saw Naughty boy still struggling to get up. The Irish potato (aka Niall) ate the greasy sausage whole.

"Is everything alright Niall? You have a disgusted face on you which I have never seen on you when you eat something." Louis said concerned. Niall threw up the fat thing.

"Sorry guys I can't eat this foul piece of shit its too disgusting" Niall said disgusted

"Then what are we gonna do"
Asked Harry.

"Liam will take care of him"
Said Niall. He then dialled Liam.

---NIALL AND LIAMS CONVO----

"Liam we have a problem can you bring a wheel barrel?"

"Sure what for and what's the problem?"

"We have a disgusting nuisance in the house"

"I'll be right over"

"One more thing"

"Which is?"

"Payn Train."

"Got it"
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Liam was there in a flash with a wheel barrel and a train outside. He struggles putting the sausage in the wheel barrel. It took all 4 of them to put naughty boy outside in front of the train.

"Ready boys!!!". Liam shouted and the boys cheered. Liam drove the train running over naughty boy sausage juice and grease splattering everywhere. The boys cheered but naughty boy didn't die he just bounced like a ball. So they stuffed him in a garbage can and waited for the garbage truck. After, they all went in the house. Louis and Harry said they were going to go play in bed upstairs. Niall went back in the pantry and ate a live chicken whose mission had been to cross the road but never made it. Liam watched a horror movie about spoons when Niall came out of the pantry and threw a spoon at him causing Liam to run around the house like a maniac. The End.