Author notes: I swear I love them all, I just thought of that and said "why not?"
I SWEAR I LOVE THEM ALL!!!
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Sanemi, I never liked you, you're an asshole even to your brother plus you got mother issues I don't want to hear it.
Tengen, you are hopeless. You think you're a God but the only thing you are is an egocentric prick that only see his own face considering how big it is
Obanai, you are not scary at all. Besides, your snake is disgusting and I'm sure you like him *too* much. You know, zoophilia is not a good thing.
Rengoku, bro, just blink and stop screaming your every word it's so annoying like... Don't you have a volume button because damn! I lost at least ten points of audition only listening to you talk normally.
Gyomei, you are weird. Why are you always crying? What? Got a tragic backstory? Boohoo, I don't care and literally cry about it. Plus, why are you so on God like... Leave his ass! Think by yourself, damn!
Mitsuri, please... Just cover yourself, at this point you look like a hornet but who learned how to fight with a bear... Bitch get some help and go find you a husband! Oh! I forgot... They found you disgusting!
Shinobu, bitch... At this point you're not a workaholic but a poisonaholic!! You have a problem! What's the next step? Drinking it to build a resistance but dying miserably in the process?
Giyuu... I perhaps have no friends but damn... You're even worst than me in this domain! They all died! Wow, you got a power, for real for real!
Muichiro, can you do something else than just zone out all day and looking at nothing? Because seriously... It's like you're here without being here, I don't even know if you are alive sometimes!!
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Random Writing
عشوائيJust some random burst of writing energy (and some random bs lol) Also, if you want to use it as the beginning of one of your story (or even a part of it), feel free to use! Thanks for reading in advance!
