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Y/N: "Just gotta hope the torchbearers can handle whoever came into hell"

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aagh! I am so excited that sir Pentious is staying at the hotel.

Vaggie: Um....Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

Vaggie: *Turns to Pentious* What the hell is that?

Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. *Tips hat* It's my new invention the "skin flayer 11,000". I'm really looking forward to shooting other residents.

Charlie: What? Why?

Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie especially him *points to Y/N*

Y/N: The fuck did I do?

Pentious: Someone with as much power as yours would surely take advantage of it your kindness is just a ploy to gain everyone's trust.

Y/N: that's a pretty convoluted way of saying you have paranoia pentious.

Pentious: Silence, I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

Odette: Sign, please

Pentious: *signs*

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase. *Bumps* What the hell?

Clara: Oh hey dad

Y/N: Hi girls what are you two doing here?

Odette: Oh we were just making a couple of deliveries for *looks at clipboard* sir pentious

Y/N: What did ord-*EYES WIDEN* this sly ass snake is gonna feel my fist up his ass at some point. But um listen you two please stay safe out there.

Clara: We know but where did this come from?

Y/N: Well because Abominus told me that powerful neither of my race entered hell and he can't even track it.

Odette: Oh...

Y/N: I would handle it myself but he told me that as soon as it entered hell it shut down my system so I can't transform anymore.

Clara: So you can't turn into that other form you have either?

Y/N: Nope and Abominus also stated that it is stronger than me so please I'm begging you get somewhere safe and lay low. I don't know if I'll be at the overlord meeting today but I'll try and get there.

Odette: Overlord? Since when did you become an overlord?

Y/N: Well the Vees yesterday gave the option to become an overlord with them so I accepted. Also have you guys been Analyzing those weapons Clara brought back?

Odette: I have and I'm making good progress on being able to turn them into our own weaponry.

Y/N: Good

Clara: Also You really chose to partner with the Vees and not with mom seriously?

Y/N: Look I had my hands tied Ok? But no matter that, please get somewhere safe *hugs Clara and Odette*

Clara: We will dad *hugs back and leaves*

Odette: Trust us *hugs back* Oh also you know if mom finds out about this by any means she's either gonna be really upset or paint your body again right?

Y/N: Yea but I'll be able to keep it safe.

Omega: You know she said by any means right?

Y/N: *quickly turns back* they're gone....

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