Y/N: *Sighs* what a damn time hell as been Strafe and scattershot are in heaven, Ironhide is here, grimlock is here, the cons are mobilizing to hell, I discovered the all spark can resurrect people and a redemption hotel, Sheesh welp *sees Clara and Odette* girls!
Clara: Oh hey dad we were just looking for you.
Y/N: Really for what?
Odette: Well that interceptor that you built picked up on a some frequencies but I think we should talk about one in particular.
Y/N: lay it on me
Clara: Ok beforehand we just wanna say strafe and scattershot are safe but one of the convos were between lockdown and a human from earth his name was Attinger
Y/N: That bald fuck is still alive!? Ugh sorry keep going
Clara: Right...he was talking about rebuilding lockdown's ship using his "human support connections" as lockdown called it but Attinger called it "KSI" and mentioned someone named Joshua.
Y/N: *HARD SEETHING* Great two bald fucks who live!
Odette: Attinger also spoke about "cemetery wind" being in working order and Optimus and Cade shared the same fate as each other what is cemetery wind and what did he mean by that "the same fate"?
Y/N: ...
Clara: D-dad?
Y/N: Sorry girls but that's not something I'm gonna tell you but thank you for telling me this I have to get to ironhide.
Odette: Be safe dad WAIT HERE you should keep this *gives transwarp device* It's probably safer in your hands
Y/N: *flies off*
Devastator: So the humans are back huh?
Y/N: It would seem so
Tripredacus: That means more of a reason to cause carnage so I'm down to destroy
Omega Supreme: Well I'm not control yourself Tripredacus
Y/N: Regardless not only is lockdown resorting to Attinger again but Attinger is also with KSI still.
Omega Supreme: Wait DOESNT KSI HAVE THE MEANS TO BUILD A TRANSWARP DEVICE!?!?
Y/N: Well looks that rest is limited then fuck
20 minutes later at Carmilla's
Y/N: Carmilla sweetheart it's me
*Door opens*
Carmilla: Ah Y/N my love *Jumps down* you've finally come over but only for a short while I assume?
Y/N: Nope I love that hotel but for the next week I'm staying with you
Carmilla: Oh that's wonderful My love I assume the Deal with the Vees isn't going well though?
Y/N: Oh far from it, been going pretty good actually I help Velvette as a male model and other things....*blushing*
Carmilla: *annoyingly cocks eyebrow*
Y/N: I've been gathering new actors for Val and been upgrading vox's electronics so much so to the point he doesn't need a lot anymore...Carmilla?
Carmilla: What kind of other things...?
Y/N: Erm
Carmilla: Y/N....my love
Y/N: H-hey Carmilla let's speak on this ok?
Carmilla: *slowly walking towards Y/N* What did you do with Velvette? *Eerily normal tone*
Y/N: Ok we fucked we fucked like animals Ok?!
Carmilla: Hmm ok. I assume Odette and Clara told you what we heard on the interceptor?
Y/N: R-right yea they told me and it's a lot worse than i imagined. The cons and lockdown are back working with the humans and their human allies were nothing play around with this could be bad.
Carmilla: This "KSI" is a tech or construction company I assume since they spoke of Rebuilding
Y/N: Moreso tech as they create things that only require specific yet somewhat common materials.
Carmilla: sounds like my weapons business
Y/N: It does but they do a lot more vile shit over at KSI
*On earth
Joshua: My friends we have entered a new age of humanity we will revolutionize the world with our creations. The transformers were a massive blow to our company yet we skyrocketed off of them.
Darcy: You've been doing this for forever at this point and have only now have you expanded across the entirety of the east coast your facility in china should've been more than enough anyways.
Joshua: Darcy greatness and success takes time and patience and a lot of work
Darcy: ...
Joshua: But we now have enough transformium to make our transformers for a thousand years our own transformers will be better than those of the past and present.
Attinger: Joshua I got a call from my bounty hunting friend he says he wants you to rebuild his ship
Joshua: What do I get in return?
Attinger: Well we spotted multiple Abnormal things on Michigan avenue the other day. 2 of them being transformers
Joshua: ...
Attinger: Lockdown still doesn't trust you with the seed so if we find these two it means you get more and it also means that the transformers have returned.
Joshua: Alien War is not returning but I see your point here. Where is the ship located.
Attinger: Unfortunately It's crashed down on Michigan Avenue so you'll need something big to move it
Joshua: Trust me I know exactly what to do
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