Hell struck a nerve

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Sera: Hell gains more power by the minute what is happening down there?

Adam: Sup boss what's good

Sera: Adam you and lute when extermination day arrives are to go and find the source of this massive spike in power you will not participate in the killings only be informants

Adam: Aw cmon boss that's no fun I wanna kill some shit

Sera: Well unless we can find out these massive power spikes are we will be the shits being killed

Adam: Good point after what happened this extermination our backs are up against the wall. The very existence of me myself and I is being threatened right now.

Sera: Ugh...

Lute: Adam Sir

Adam: What's poppin Danger tits

Lute: I saw something I saw two red robots walking down the promenade earlier do you think they are associated with that half human half robot brat?

Adam: Red robots? Hmm...*Wide grin* go find them again we're gonna play a little game here...

Lute: Understood *flies off*

Adam: You wanna kill my bitches and you're a smug little demon bitch? Oho your friends better hope they can go back down without dying.

Scattershot: This heaven place seems really nice and pure I don't see any evil here.

Strafe: Yea *Sees Lute* Oh hey look who's that?

Scattershot: I don't know but that outfit doesn't look to similar to what we've seen already and it also doesn't look very welcoming

Strafe: *Sees gold stain* *low* what the heck?

Lute: YOU TWO RED ROBOTS *lands* My boss wishes to speak with you

Scattershot: Boss? Well it makes sense Heaven has jobs hell does have them as well

Lute's head: So they did come from hell

Strafe: Well I'm not in the mood to get anyone upset by not complying so let's go

Lute: Wonderful

5 minutes later

Adam: Sup roboboys the names Adam the first dick

Strafe's head: Oh goody another comedian

Scattershot: Hello Adam I assume you're the boss she was speaking of?

Adam: Her name is lute and yea I am that BOSS!

Strafe: Ok well why did you want to speak with us?

Adam: Oh I just wanted to know if you knew someone who was another robot

Lute: Specifically half human

Scattershot: Oh yea we do his name is Y/N

Strafe's head: I'm gonna have to silence this idiot

Adam: Y/N ehh? Well I was asking because he and the princess of hell had a meeting with us and he seemed like a pretty chillaxed guy I wanna talk to him again.

Strafe's head: I gotta take the lead right now but telling them the truth would only further their suspicions dammit what do I here?

Strafe: Well see about that we would contact him but we were kicked out of his group by him so we just flew around hell and saw a portal.

Scattershot: *low* wait what that ne-

Strafe: *low* go with it you damn idiot

Lute: kicked out you say?

Adam: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit jeez that sounds rough doesn't it guys hey I got an idea why don't you join us?

Strafe's head: This is obviously a bad idea but we have to go with it

Strafe: *Sighs* Ok what is this about pray do tell?

Adam: Oh nothing you just gotta put on this suit and....you guys are robots so you can't really wear anything else....shit but listen just work for me and we'll make you feel welcomed this is heaven after all *Pulls out hand*

Scattershot: ....

Strafe: ....Ok we'll work for you *shakes hand* Ok so you guys are gonna go with lute and began training immediately

Scattershot & strafe: Ok

Lute: Just one more thing before we leave you saying that you got kicked out implies you work for him no?

Strafe's head: dammit they're catching on I just have to tell the truth here

Strafe: Yes correct we did work for him before we got kicked out

Lute: So I assumed right So pray do tell how does have and use abilities to summon you guys from thin air?

Strafe's head: Dammit she probably saw him use one of us shit how do I explain this.

Scattershot: Oh that's easy it's not him actually doing it.

Lute: Hmm?

Scattershot: We were in hell long before he was we were just a different time scale so he doesn't actually have the ability to do anything like that we just see trouble and get to work

Strafe's head: That was clunky and bad but I hope they buy it

Lute: Hmm ok I see so are there any more of you down in hell?

Strafe: No just us or was just us before we can up here all the others are dead completely

Lute's head: So angelic weapons do work on them

*in hell

Carmilla: Ok girls for now we are safe

Clara & Odette: I wouldn't put it past us so quick

Carmilla: I know but we need to keep going in our own business the overlord meeting is in 5 days and everything is ready.

Clara: I'm just glad we finally get a rest from those guys and we have a pet dinosaur THAT FUCKING ROCKS

Carmilla: Language but yes hmm?

Interceptor: *static* Strafe: O-oh-ok we w-w-will j-j-join y-you. Adam: G-good *statics*

Carmilla: Huh? Odette turn the dials and try to change the frequency so we can hear better.

Odette: Got it *turn dials*

Interceptor: Strafe: Adam and lute we will join your army to destroy sinners and prevent hell from uprising. Heaven does seem like a pretty good place to be after all. Adam: Oh trust me strafe and scattershot you won't regret it a single bit. *Cuts off*

Clara: Strafe and scattershot definitely don't sound like normal names I think they might be the ones that flew into the portal that Superion tracked before.

Odette: I think so as well but...did they just join the exorcist army...?

Carmilla: It would seem so...however let's not jump to conclusions they could be doing it for a backup plan to get back to hell to reunite with Y/N they wouldn't leave Y/N so suddenly like this.

Interceptor: Lockdown: Mr.Attinger of earth my ship was destroyed by some lowly scum I need your human support connections to help me rebuild it. Attinger: No problem we also received word that two autobots and A white haired woman with abnormal fingers were spotted on Michigan avenue as well. Cade Yeager and Optimus prime shared the same fate as each other years ago and those who cross us now they will as well. Cemetery wind is still in working order same with Joshua at KSI. Lockdown: Good *statics*

Odette: That doesn't sound good...we need to tell Dad about this Clara

Clara: Yea let's go find him

Carmilla: Wait dad?

Clara: Yea we decided to let you have Y/N because you haven't been this happy in a while it's good to see a smile on your face every now and then. *leaves*

Odette: Yup so good luck with him and make sure we did this for a good reason. *leaves*

Carmilla: Those girls...*chuckles*

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