I Hate My Fake Relationship

Chapter 1 - I Hate My Sassy Neighbour

I Hate My Fake Relationship : Chapter 1 - I Hate My Sassy Neighbour

Tyler's POV (Point Of View)

I COULDN'T STAND SEEING ALLIE WITH HIM. Quinn was supposed to be my best mate. I couldn't blame him though, he never knew about the fact that I kinda liked Allie. Jealousy stabbed through me. I was trying with all my might not to go where Allie and Quinn were and yell at them.

She wasn't mine, and couldn't ever be mines. She only thought me as a friend. Loads of times, I got bro-zoned by here : she thought me as a older brother.

"Hey, dude," Eric, my other dude, nudges me "What are you gonna do?"

"Nothing," I sigh, leaning back in my chair.

"Nothing?" Eric echoes incredulously "Mate, you have to stop that."

"Dude, what can I do?"

"Ummm ...."

"See, you don't know yourself," I tell him, walking out of McDonalds and heading to my Lamborghini Huracán.

I'll never get Allie.

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"Mate, I've got it!" are the first words Eric says to me the next day.

I sigh and look up, deeply irritated "You've got what?"

"I know what you can do to make Allie yours," he explains.

"Look, Quinn really likes Allie. And Quinn is my friend. I know this sounds stupid and soppy but I can't really do that to him."

"But it won't really be your fault in my plan," he responds.

"And what is your plan?" I inquire, not really concentrating.

"Make. Allie. Jealous."

Now that got my full attention.

I raise an eyebrow at him "No way."

"Yes way!" he squeals. Is he gay or something?

"Even if I do agree, what's gonna make her jealous?"

"Another girl. A girl that's well known in this school but doesn't wanna be popular."

"Can't it just be Sapphire?" I ask.

"Nope! Cause if it's you and Sapphire, she won't get upset. Sapphire is the school slut. Allie won't care because she'll figure it's something like that."

"As much as I hate to admit it, that is true."

"So. We're gonna be on the lookout for pretty, bright but not that bright girls!" Eric announces.

I groan. I know I'm gonna regret this.

At that moment, I heard a girl singing wildly.

"I SAY CAN YOU GIVE IT BACK TO ME?!
SHE SAYS NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT UNTIL THE BEST SONG EVER!
WE KNEW EVERY LINE BUT NOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER
HOW IT GOES BUT I KNOW THAT I WON'T FORGET HER-"

"Hey! Hey, can you shut up?" I suddenly interrupt the girl who was across my window next door.

I always wondered who lived in that house. Cassandra, my step mother, would always go to that house because she was great friends with the people who lived next door but I never cared or bothered to introduce myself when they moved here a year ago.

"Pardon?" the girl says.

"I said can you shut up?"

"No! No, I will not!"

"Hey, hey, girl, you're hot," Eric says followed by a wolf whistle.

"Thanks," the girl replies.

No blush. She didn't even care for the fact that Eric said that. He was one of the populist guys in our school and whenever he gave a compliment, the girls nearly fainted.

Eric was obviously shocked "Aren't you supposed to giggle now?

"I don't think so ... Whoever you are," she answers.

"You don't know who we are?" I ask her in disbelief.

She smirks "Am I supposed to know?"

"Yes!" I exclaim "We are popular! You are supposed to know who we are."

"Do you know who I am?" she questions.

"No," I answer.

"Then I don't need to know who you two are."

"Well, we better introduce ourselves then. I'm Eric and my friend, here, is named Tyler," Eric says.

"Do I look like I care?" she inquires us, rudely.

"Not really," I answer truthfully and weakly.

"Then don't tell me," she responds, drawing her curtains.

A few minutes later, I hear Peppa Pig on a TV. It was on full volume.

"Hey! Hey, girl!" I still didn't know her name.

Several seconds later, she pulls the curtains "Yes?" she says, looking annoyed.

"Are you watching Peppa Pig?" I ask her.

"Yeah."

I burst out laughing.

"Hey! Peppa Pig is not only for children," she tells me.

"Yeah, sure," I reply.

"Seriously, it's not for children, otherwise how would you know about it?" she questions before drawing the curtains again.

She didn't close the windows though so I can hear her slam the door.

I swivel round in my chair, facing Eric.

"How did you know it was Peppa Pig?" he smirks.

"Oh, shut up. I just knew!"

He smirks again.

I hate this.

"She's cool though," he suddenly says.

"You only just met her a few minutes ago."

"So? What's her name?"

"How do you expect me to know?"

"Um, I expect you to know because she's your next door neighbour."

"Go ask my mother."

"I will."

Eric stands up and runs downstairs.

I've never seen him this eager. Except for the times he's rushing to have sex.

Couple minutes later and he reappears.

"Well?" I say.

"Name is Aubrey Merron."

"It's a nice name," I think out loud.

"Oh, it is."

"What's that evil smile for?" I ask him, worried now.

"She is gonna be your fake girlfriend," he declares.

A/N : Ok, so this was the first chapter. I hoped you liked it and ... Uh, yeah. Thanks for reading and the next chapter will be up soon!

The picture in this chapter was of Tyler who is played by Andy Biersack. I don't actually think the name fits. But ey, whatever.

I've got a question for you - Would you choose to cuddle with Francisco Lachowski or Channing Tatum?

I love 21 Jump Street so I'm gonna go ahead and say Channing Tatum. Don't kill me, you WattPadians.

VOTE AND COMMENT, PLEASE

Gabriella.