Daughter of Hades Raised by The Bad Guys

Guinea Pig Land

The Bad Guys all got into Marmalade's limo as he told them they were gonna do a heist. "That is an animal testing lab, within two hundred thousand helpless guinea pigs all being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists."

"Guinea pigs you say?" Snake asked with a very large smile.

"Snake." Wolf glares at him.

"So what do you want us to do?" Harmony asked.

"I want you to rescue them but this is a heist for good." Marmalade pointed out. "So I brought something more friendly for you to wear."

Marmalades butler showed them all animal onesies.

Harmony stared in half shock, half embarrassment as her family all actually put them on.

"Harmony." Marmalade showed her an elephant onesie.

Harmony gave it an unamused look before holding it up to her hair and it burst into flames and ashes. "Whoops."

"Bye." Marmalade quickly drove away clearly not wanting to see Harmony's temper again.

"Well there goes out street cred." Webs mumbled.

"At least it's comfy." Piranha said.

"Papi, usually I love your positivity but I'm getting sick of these stupid outfits." Harmony spoke up.

"Harmony remember the plan." Wolf reminded her.

"The plan didn't include you all dressed as other animals." Harmony snapped her fingers again and everyone was back into their normal clothes before marching up to the building mumbling things like. "Stupid rat." and "Make me a freaking elephant, why I outta."

"Oh boy, she's not gonna be easy to calm later." Webs sighed.

"And I thought the puberty was bad." Snake mumbled.

"Anyone got the number for that pizza place she likes?" Shark asked as they all followed her.

Wolf looked into an open window to see a scientist pacing. "Alright, we need to distract that scientist. Shark you're up."

"Copy that." Shark nodded before separating from the group.

"Ok, we're gonna need a rope and a hook." Wolf continued.

"You know I can.." Harmony started but Snake interrupted her.

"I got this one!"

"You're volunteering?" Piranha asked.

"You've never volunteered for anything." Webs pointed out.

"Sure I did, right now." Snake said still having that wide smile and crazed look in his eyes. "Throw me up there, giddy up!"

"Really?" Wolf asked unsure.

"Yep, I'm 99% sure you can make it."

Harmony watched with a blank expression as she saw Wolf repeatedly throw snake only for him to face slam into the window and the wall every time while Shark pretended to be the scientist dad trying to reconnect. When Shark finally got rid of the scientist Harmony already had enough of this.

"For crying out loud." Harmony snapped her fingers and they were all inside the building.

"Who am I?" Snake asked.

Harmony glared at her family. "I can't believe you all forgot I can do that."

Before Harmony knew it Snake was already in the vents singing about guinea pig land.

"Snake, come on Snake open up." Wolf knocked on the door.

"Relax, these doors are complicated." Snake said in a full daze.

"Are you drunk?" Harmony asked in disbelief before seeing Snake's belly is bigger than Shark.

"Are you kidding me?!" Webs shouted.

"What are you doing? We're suppose to save them not eat them!" Wolf yelled.

"Well I say they've gone to a better place." Snake replied.

"That's it. Spit them out!" Wolf demanded before swinging Snake around like a lasso making them all come out of Snake's mouth one by one.

"Thank badness father doesn't chew." Harmony sighed.

"We're gonna save you wither you like it or not." Shark told the running guinea pigs.

"We're trying to save you you stupid hairball." Webs said as she rides one.

"Not that door! The other door!" Piranha talked to the guinea pigs as if they could understand him.

In mid swing one of the guinea pigs landed on the button that opens the door to the outside causing them all to run out.

"Does that count as saving them?" Harmony asked.

"It's not what it looks like." Wolf told all the people that were out the door.

Of course that was the moment another guinea pig fell out of Snake's mouth.

"What?" Harmony asked the horrified people. "He doesn't have any hands."