S E E K I N G
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I N T E R V I E W
"Hello everyone, Calum Hood here."
"And I'm Audra Lee."
"And this is the GQ Couple's Quiz." They say at the same time.
"Ugh, you were late." Audra looks at him.
"I'm pretty sure that was you." He argues. "Anyway, let's begin."
"Wait, are you gonna start first?"
"Yeah, why? You nervous?" He teases.
"You wish." She scoffs. "Alright go ahead."
"K, so first question. What's my favorite color?"
"Pretty basic question."
"Well, I didn't write them so....stop stalling."
"I'm not." She chuckles. "Your favorite color is...grey."
"Took you long enough to answer." He tosses the card.
"I was trying to be dramatic." She shrugs.
"Sure...Alright, next question. What is my biggest pet peeve?"
"Gosh, you've got like ten pet peeves." She scratches her head.
"Yeah, but what's like the biggest? Like the one that pisses me off the most?"
"With me? Or just in general?"
"Let's do both."
"K, so in general, your biggest pet peeve are slow drivers. Which is kind of ironic, since you turn into a slow driver when someone tailgates you."
"Well, that's different. I drive slow as a way to tell them to relax."
"And your biggest pet peeve with me is that... I'll sometimes use my teeth to open really tough things— "
"I absolutely hate that."
"He absolutely hates that." She echoes. "Or if I borrow your car, I'll leave drinks in the cupholder; sometimes."
"All the time..." Calum mouths
"Hey, I'm kinda getting better so...yeah."
"Alright, next question...." He chuckles. "Awe, this is a good one. K, so....where was our first date?"
"Wait, so like....before we were in a relationship or...? Because we went on dates before then."
"You considered those dates?"
"Don't act brand new. You considered everything we did together back then to be a date." She laughs.
"I...not entirely true." He flushes. "But alright. I think our first date as a couple though."
"Okay then. Our first date was.... twofold actually. You took me ATV riding that day, and I took you to a drive-in movie that night. We watched Anatomy of a Murder."
"A pretty solid 50s film."
"You fell asleep thirty minutes in."
"I don't recall that."
"Of course you don't."
"Next question; what side of the bed do I sleep on?"
"You sleep on the right: away from the door. Which is selfish, because if a killer comes in, they're gonna get to me first."
