Judging American states pt.2 (North Carolina)

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Hopefully this will be funnier than last time. 

I have decided to start at Raleigh since it's the capital city so ik there will be shit


Please help I misread Mordecai as 'more cai' I need geesus


Someone tell me what a breathing space institute is


'The blind Barbour' WHK TF WOULD BE LIKE 'AH FUCK YEA SOUNDS RAD LETS  GO' TO THAT


'insomnia cookies' how appealing. I hope it tastes like me


'Villages of swift creek' 'hidden creek' what fucking fantasy author did you get to name this shit 


I saw Ten-ten drive and it made me giggle. I also found a dollar tree yipeee 


'Flippin Way' I'm either imagining a Brit cussing Gerard way or Mikey way flipping around the stage but like stationariy 

Like if someone just took a photo of him and made it flip


'trelawny lane' isn't that the hoe in harry potter 



To be continued later today bcz I've lost motivation 




YO I FOUND A NIGHTCLUB 

WOAAAHH


Why are the streets like numbers like east 5th n stuff 

It's weird


WHAT THE FUCK IS A CONDOMINIUM 

It's that like aluminium condoms?


OMGEE I CAN SEE ELECTRICAL WIRES. 

BROOKSHIRE FWY GOT SOME BENT ASS WIRES. MORE BENT THAN ME. 


'The Nest' sounds like my hair



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