Hopefully this will be funnier than last time.
I have decided to start at Raleigh since it's the capital city so ik there will be shit
Please help I misread Mordecai as 'more cai' I need geesus
Someone tell me what a breathing space institute is
'The blind Barbour' WHK TF WOULD BE LIKE 'AH FUCK YEA SOUNDS RAD LETS GO' TO THAT
'insomnia cookies' how appealing. I hope it tastes like me
'Villages of swift creek' 'hidden creek' what fucking fantasy author did you get to name this shit
I saw Ten-ten drive and it made me giggle. I also found a dollar tree yipeee
'Flippin Way' I'm either imagining a Brit cussing Gerard way or Mikey way flipping around the stage but like stationariy
Like if someone just took a photo of him and made it flip
'trelawny lane' isn't that the hoe in harry potter
To be continued later today bcz I've lost motivation
YO I FOUND A NIGHTCLUB
WOAAAHH
Why are the streets like numbers like east 5th n stuff
It's weird
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CONDOMINIUM
It's that like aluminium condoms?
OMGEE I CAN SEE ELECTRICAL WIRES.
BROOKSHIRE FWY GOT SOME BENT ASS WIRES. MORE BENT THAN ME.
'The Nest' sounds like my hair

YOU ARE READING
Read this because I'm lonely
RandomThe fuck digital footprint book except I care about my digital footprint now