Lasagna Part 1 By Sam
Karen: Sharol, I know you don't want to hear this at this time but......I. Love. Lasagna!
Sharol: How...how could you? And on my wedding night too!
Karen: Look, Sharol, you were never supposed to know...
Sharol: Never supposed to know!? How could you keep a secret like this from me?
Karen: Its...its not what it looks like. (gulps down lasagna)
Sharol: (starts crying) My lasagna........
Karen: No, no don't cry.....(tries to comfort)
Sharol: Go away! And take the lasagna with you! I never want to see it again!!!! (sobs)
The End
Lasagna Part 2 By Kira
*After Sharol had gotten over her lasagna taken away by her best friend Karen, she moved on and met her new boyfriend Bob. Right now they are deciding where to go out to eat*
Sharol: Where are we going to dinner, hun?
Bob: I was thinking this new Italian place for lasagna!
Sharol: (eyebrow twitches) La-sagn-a?
Bob: Yeah....Honey, are you okay?
Sharol: No, no, I'm fine!
*At the restaurant*
Karen: (talking to lasagna) You are so funny!
Sharol: (walks up to Karen and slaps her) That's for taken my man from me on my wedding night!
Karen: (gasps) He liked me better! He always had!
Sharol: LIES! ALL LIES! (tackles)
Bob: (looks at Sharol and Karen and then at the waiter) Hey, hows it going?
Waiter: (looks at Sharol and Karen nervously) Aren't you going to do something?
Bob: (smacks forehead) Totally forgot! (takes out phone and starts recording)
Sharol: (knocks Karen out and takes a plate of lasagna) MINE AT LAST! (runs out the door)
Karen: (regains consciousness)
Bob: Want to go to my place for some take out lasagna?
Karen: Sure! (skips away happily with Bob)
The End
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