Me, Myself, and I By Sam
Me: Hello!
Myself: Hey.
I: Hi.
Me: What’s up?
Myself: I don’t know, what’s ever up with you.
I: Yeah, we’re the same person.
Me: True!
Myself: Let’s go buy a burger!
I: No, I want some ice cream.
Me: Nooo, I want to eat salad.
Myself: But we have to go to the same place! And eat the same things! I don’t want ice cream or salad.
I: Yeah, well I don’t want a burger or salad, either.
Me: And I don’t want burger or ice cream.
Myself: Ugh. Let’s take a vote, but instead of what we want, it’ll be what we don’t want. Raise your hand.
I: Okay!
Me: Sure.
Myself: Burgers?
I: -raises hand-
Me: -raises hand-
Myself: Okay, 2 for no burgers. Ice cream? –raises hand-
I: …
Me: -raises hand-
Myself, Okay, 2 for no ice cream. Salad? –raises hand-
I: -raises hand-
Me: -Scowls- It’s healthy!
Myself: And 2 for no salad. We’re tied. –shakes head- This was pointless.
I: Yeah, it was.
Me: Yup.
Myself: ….. –thinks of evil plan and smiles evilly-
I: Um..are you okay, myself?
Me: Yeah, you okay?
Myself: Just fine! –stabs me and I-
But, of course, their all the same person, so it was committing suicide.
The End
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