Egyptians, Aliens, Presidents, and Janitors By Sam
King Tut: (wakes and looks widely around coffin) Where am I? (hits coffin lid) Help! Help! Servants! (snaps fingers)
A curious kid walking around outside hears the banging. He wonders if he should tell someone.....He decides not to. He crosses the museum velvet ropes and opens the lid.
King Tut: (leaps out, holds the boy’s face and kisses his cheek excitedly) Thank you Boy! Thank you!
Boy: (wipes his cheek) Ewww.... (stares after the man)
King Tut: (walks bristly outside of museum and jumps back in surprise of the busy streets)
Just then a spaceship lands in front of him. A door slides open and an alien steps out.
Alien: Take us to your leader.
Tut: Why, I am the leader.
Alien: (turns around to face another group of aliens and shrugs) Come aboard, Earthling.
Tut: Earthling? I am a pharaoh.
Alien: (looks exasperated) Just get in the ship, we have a tight schedule.
Tut: (climbs into ship where he sees Obama and a janitor) Who are you and why aren't you dressed like me?
Obama: Hello.
Janitor: Why am I here?
Tut: Hello....ermmm?
Obama: Well, don't you know me?
Tut: No...
Obama: Well, I’m the president, the ruler. Hey, aren’t you king Tut?
Tut: (blushes) Why, yes. Yes I am. Tutankhamen. And I have awakened, ready to be the new ruler!
Obama: Ahhh...welll, um...you can’t. I have 2 more years to go.
Tut: Silence Mortal!
Obama: (eyes roll back into his head and he is silent)
Tut: (turns to Janitor) And why are you here?
Janitor: I have no idea...
Tut: Are you in a position of authority?
Janitor: Nope
Tut: You’re free to go. (Opens a window and pushes Janitor out) Now. (Turns to aliens) Who objects to me as driver?
An Alien, the driver, holds up his hand.
Tut: (eyes narrow, runs over to the alien, picks him up, and chucks him out the still open window)
Then, Tut drives the spaceship toward the city life and parks outside an ice-cream shop.
Later.......................
Tut: (finishes off an ice-cream) An ice-cream....how remarkable. (he walks outside and looks across the street, observing everything)
Suddenly, there is a scream. It gets louder and louder and louder.
Until, Tut looks up and sees a body.
Janitor: Ahhhhhhhhh! (lands on top of Tut and kills him)
Janitor stands up.
A voice screams, getting louder and louder.....
The Alien Driver falls on top of the Janitor.
Janitor: I need a raise
Alien Driver: (does the gun finger thing to the watching crowd, jumps into spaceship, and flies off)
The End
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