Mr. Where

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Mr. Where By Sam

Cecilia: Hello, Lola. What's your schedule?

Lola: Bennigham, Trugnut, Lafgan, Smith, Weeber, and Where.

Cecilia: Where?

Lola: Where's what?

Cecilia: No, the teacher's name is Where?

Lola: Yeps. Mr. Where

Cecilia: Oh. I bet he got teased a lot. Like, where's Mr. Where (laughs)

Lola: (stays serious)

Cecilia: ...What's wrong?

Lola: Nothing.....(picks at food)

Cecilia: So...what’s his first name?

Lola: Adam.

Cecilia: (laughs) So when they call out the attendance, last name to first, it's Where Adam. (laughs some more) So its like, Where's Adam? And he's like, here. And she's like, your Adam? And he's like, yes, Adam Where. And she’s like, your right there. And he's like, yes, I know.

Lola: .....

Cecilia: What, its not funny?

Lola: (grows ten feet tall, turns purple, and grabs Cecilia's collar) ADAM WHERE WILL BE AVENGED, CRIMINAL!  (drops Cecilia to the ground)

Cecilia: (falls onto a bench and breaks her back) Where's the doctor? Where!?

Adam: Right here

Cecilia: Your the doctor?

Adam: Yes, I'm Where.

Cecilia: Ummm....your here.

Adam: (confused) Yeah....

Lola: (bites Cecilia's arm)

Cecilia: (grows twenty feet tall, and red, and stomps on Mr. Where)

Lola: (screams) WHEEEERREEEE!!

Adam: (muffled by Cecilia’s foot) Right here....

The End

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