Jail Cell - Night
(Hanuman sits behind bars, arms crossed, visibly frustrated. Chandramukhi stands nearby as Gulgule, Gopi, and Billu crowd around Chandramukhi's phone, snickering while re-watching the infamous video of Hanuman "accepting" the bribe)
Hanuman (groaning): Arey yaar, aur kitni baar dekhenge yeh video? Jitni baar dekhte ho, utna zyada dard hota hai! It's breaking my heart, I tell you!
GG (snickering): Arre sir, dil ka dard chhodo! Dekho aapka naagin dance kitna viral ho gaya hai! Kya lachak hai, sir! Aapko dekhke toh asli naagin bhi sharma jaaye!
Gopi : Hanjiji Daddyji, Number 1 hai aapka naagin dance is the; aapke saamne asli naagin ka bhi nhi koi chance is the.
Billu (deadpan): Haan sir, aapka kaata toh paani bhi nahi maange. (Slap) Shabaash!
Chandramukhi: Rapta baja doongi mein! Agar kisiko majak sooji toh!
(Hanuman straightens up, a smirk forming on his face.)
Hanuman: Chalo, kisiko toh meri izzat ki fikar hai!
Billu (Bhoola) (angrily looking at Chandramukhi): Kalmoonhi, Kulakshani! Bas yahi din dekhna baaki rahe gaya tha. Iss sapole ke alawa aur koi nahi mila tujhe? Dekh kaise naagin dance kar ke apna moonh kaala karwa raha hai.
(Chandramukhi pulls his ear, then slaps him.)
Billu: Shaabash! Kuch hua tha kya?
Chandramukhi (annoyed): Ek se badhkar ek namoone bhar rakhe hain iss thane mein! Naagin dance dekhne ka waqt ho raha yo? Uss aadami ne dekho jo Makkhan Singh ko rishwat de raha hai!
GG (quickly): Madam, aap bhi na ek number ki (Slap) bholi hain! Iss aadami ki baayi hatheli par saaf saaf ek bada sa til nazar aa raha hai!
(Chandramukhi looks thoughtful.)
Chandramukhi: Na hatheli pe til waale hazaaron log honge shaher mein; kaise dhoondhenge hum isne?
(Gulgule suddenly looks at Hanuman and Gopi with excitement.)
GG (realizing): Arey, esa hi same til toh...uss.. Khopdi Singh ki hatheli par bhi hai na?
Chandramukhi (Confused) : Kaun hai yo Khopdi Singh!
GG : (dramatic) Kya baat kar ahi hai Aap Khopdi Singh ko nahi jaanti! Mera matlab hai esa ho sakta hai ki koi Khopdi Singh jaise mahaan aadmi ko na jaane! Kya Madam aap bh (Slap)
Chandramukhi: Foot le, foot le Katai! warna manne thaari khopdi udaane mein der na lagegi!
GG: Madam, woh "Pyaase Piya Bar & Juice Centre" ka bartender hai, jahan par hum... mera matlab hai, sir jaate hain... juice peene.
Hanuman (leans in, grinning): Arey, Khopdi Singh toh aisa drink banata hai ki peene ke baad lagta hai sirf dimaag nahi, poori khopdi chakkar khane lagi hai!
GG (excited, to Hanuman): Aur uski signature drink ka naam hai...
GG and Hanuman together: Zindagi ka Zaher! (They high-five.)
(Chandramukhi slaps Gulgule and then slaps Hanuman)
Chandramukhi (taking out her gun): Aaj toh katayi donon ki khopdi uda hi deti hoon!
GG: Maufi! Maufi, Madam! Matlab, sir ki daaru mein milawat karne ka asli expert Khopdi Singh hi ho sakta hai!
Hanuman: Haan, Miss Chautala! Main kal raat "Pyaase Piya Bar" mein hi gaya tha aur Khopdi Singh ne hi meri drink banayi thi.
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Chandramukhi Chautala & Makkhan Singh - Unfinished Business
FanfictionWhen Hanuman Prasad Pandey made his unexpected exit from F.I.R., fans were left with an incomplete story-a dynamic left hanging, an unfinished bond between Chandramukhi Chautala and the imposter chief. But some stories deserve closure. In this fan f...
