Scene: Imaan Chauki – Morning
(Chandramukhi is in the jail cell, furiously punching a guy while thinking about Makkhan Singh.)
GG: (Entering) Bas karie madam, bas karie!
Chandramukhi: (Glaring) Tu bas kar ja Gulgule! Jinda na chhodingi varna aaj tanne!
(Gopi walks into the chauki, whistling, wearing sunglasses. He notices Chandramukhi in the cell mid-punch. She shoots him a fierce look.)
Gopi: (Startled) Main phir se aata hoon, ji!
(He quickly steps out, removes his sunglasses, fixes his posture, and walks back in, more composed. Chandramukhi steps out of the cell.)
Gopi : Well mom, Kyun hai aap itni gussa is the; meri biwi maar maar ke bana deti hai mera bhoosa is the
Chandramukhi : (Angry) Maar kyun naa daala thaari biwi ne tanne ab tak
GG : (goes near chandramukhi) Madam aap bhi na ek number ki (slap) Bholi hai; Aap sir ka gussa hum par utaar rahi hai. Mat hone dijie madam sir ko apne aap par itna haavi mat hone dijie.
(Suddenly, Hanuman enters the chauki, dancing and singing.)
Hanuman: Tori baali umar, tori patli kamar, loont le loont le...
(He notices Chandramukhi and quickly stops singing, straightens up. GG and Gopi stand at attention, saluting him.)
GG: (Muttering to Chandramukhi) Madam, dekh rahi hai aap sir ke lakshan?
Hanuman: Good marning (morning), Miss Chautala! Badi gusse mein lag rahi hai. Sapna adhoora reh gaya kya? (referring to the dream she had the previous day)
Chandramukhi: (Grabbing GG's neck) Gussa to itna aave hai ki aaj to katai khoon kardungi kisika
(Hanuman looks a little frightened)
(Billu enters with Pooja's papa, chacha, and her boyfriend.)
Billu: Madam, le aaya Pooja ke papa, chacha, aur uske boyfriend ko!
Chandramukhi: Bhai wah! Bahut badiya. Bhai, koi award do isne, katai Jande gaad ke aaya hai!
(Billu looks nervous.)
Chandramukhi: (Looking at Pooja's family) Aur tum log, 5 minute mein apna introduction de do, warna sabko andar kar dungi!
Gopi: Yeah bros! Who the you the are is the? Main hoon chauki ka Akshay Kumar is the!
(Chandramukhi glares at Gopi.)
Pooja's Papa: Dadaji, main Pooja ka papa, mera naam Pintu Pandey. Chaddi chamkili hai!
GG: Madam ne tumhara naam poocha tha, chaddi ka size nahi! (slap)
Pintu: Arey, ye toh mera takiyakalam hai—Chaddi chamkili hai!
Pooja's Chacha: Aur madam, main hoon Chintu Pandey. Baniyan bandh doon?
Hanuman: (Grinning) Baniyan nahi, bikini bandh do!
Chandramukhi: (she slaps Gulgule instead of Hanuman, knowing she can't slap him) Rapta baja dungi mein! Aur tu, tera naam ke hai? (Turning to Pooja's boyfriend)
Pooja's Boyfriend: Madam, mera naam Devdas hai. Over romantic hoon.
Chandramukhi: (To Pintu and Chintu) Toh, tum dono shaadi ke liye raaji kyun na ho rahe?
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Chandramukhi Chautala & Makkhan Singh - Unfinished Business
FanfictionWhen Hanuman Prasad Pandey made his unexpected exit from F.I.R., fans were left with an incomplete story-a dynamic left hanging, an unfinished bond between Chandramukhi Chautala and the imposter chief. But some stories deserve closure. In this fan f...
