When Hanuman Prasad Pandey made his unexpected exit from F.I.R., fans were left with an incomplete story-a dynamic left hanging, an unfinished bond between Chandramukhi Chautala and the imposter chief. But some stories deserve closure.
In this fan f...
(Chandramukhi paced back and forth, a thick file in hand, her movements tense as she flipped through the pages with focused eyes)
Gulgule : (comes near her) Are madam aap bhi na ek number ki (Slap) Bholi hai. Commissioner sir ne jo task diya hai, woh impossible hai! Itna saara data itne kam time mein kahaan se laayein?
Chandramukhi : Na to karle, impossible ne possible karle warna thaara jeena impossible kar dungi mein! Aur kahan hai Gopi aur Billu? Chauki kyo na aaye ab tak?
(Gopi and Billu enter nervously and salute her, Chandramukhi glares at them)
Gopi : Well mummyji, kar dijiye hame maaf is the; Haseenain karti hai mera jaap is the.
Chandramukhi : Auntyyaan bol auntyyaan. Na retirement le le tu aur karwa le saari ki saari auntyyon se apna Gopi jaap.
Gopi : Sarry, I'm Sarry. (Makes weird face)
(Just then, Hanuman enters, chewing paan)
(Gulgule, Gopi and Billu salute him)
Hanuman : Good marning (Morning) doston! (Looks at Chandramukhi) Kya baat hai maahol thoda garam lag raha hai aaj?
Billu : (Bhoola) Mahol to tere aane se bigad gaya hai saale chor, Lucche, Lafange, Chhichhore, Chidimaar. (hanuman sticks his tongue out) Bol ab kaha se moonh kaala karke aaya hai?
(Chandramukhi pulls his ear and slaps him)
Billu : Shaabash! Madam kuch hua tha kya?
Chandramukhi : (takes out her gun) Mein tanne jinda na chhodungi aaj. Commissioner ke sale.
Hanuman : Arre, arre Miss Chautala, itna gussa kyun? (Hugs Billu dramatically, who's crying) Na mere bacche na, rote nahi hai. Main samjhata hoon na Miss Chautala ko.
Chandramukhi : Na ke samjawega tu manne?
Hanuman : (grinning) Kaash samjha pata aapko!
Chandramukhi : (confused) Dekh Makkhan Singh! Ghana kaam pada hai! Aaj yo nautanki band karde.
Hanuman : Yeh dekhiye Miss Chautala. Main aapke liye kya laaye hoon.
(Pulling out the cactus flower from his pocket)
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Hanuman : Yeh hai Naagphani ka phool, Bilkul aapki tarah, Kaantedaar!
