When Hanuman Prasad Pandey made his unexpected exit from F.I.R., fans were left with an incomplete story-a dynamic left hanging, an unfinished bond between Chandramukhi Chautala and the imposter chief. But some stories deserve closure.
In this fan f...
(Hanuman is pacing around, rubbing his hands. Gulgule, Gopi, and Billu stand in front of him, confused. Hanuman suddenly pulls out his gun and points it dramatically at them)
Hanuman (serious but playful) : Suno tum teenon! Yeh operation bohot impartant (important) hai. Ek bhi mistake hui, toh meri jindagi barbaad ho sakti hai!
(Gulgule, Gopi, and Billu exchange concerned glances)
Gopi : Well Daddyji, Aap kis operation kar rahe hai baat is the; Haseenaein maarti hai mujhe laat is the.
Billu (seriously): Sahi karti hai.
Gopi: Well...
Hanuman (smirking): Arre, yeh koi aam operation nahi hai! Yeh mission hai... 'Miss Chautala ko Lappi-Jappi restaurant pe le aao!
GG : Sir ye toh wohi restaurant hai na jaha sheher ke saare couple sanan sanan saai saai karne aate hai! Mera matlab romance karne aate hai. Lekin ismein hamari kya zaroorat hai?
Hanuman (waving the gun dramatically): Tum sabki jaroorat hai! Tum log mere bina yeh mission complete nahi kar paoge. Are I need you yaar! Mera matlab hai you need me! (points gun at Gulgule) Gulgule, Waise toh Bohot se aatltu-faaltu ideas aate rahete hai tere dimaag mein. Aaj koi idea nahi aa raha.
GG : Aa raha hai sir aa raha hai mere dimaag mein madam ka Jaapi pao; romantic dinner khaao idea aa raha hai.
(He tells the idea to everyone)
Hanuman : Tu! Tu meri shaadi mein Sabko juice pilayega, Tu!
GG : lekin sir yeh toh madam ki line hai.
Hanuman (pointing the gun again) : Madam ke chamchon! Agar Miss Chautala ko iss mission ka pata chala, toh mera candlelight dinner khatam! Aur tum teenon bhi!
GG (stammering) : J-jii sir! Samajh gaye hum!
Hanuman : (Looks at Billu) : Tera raal (Role) kaafi impartant (important) hai iss mission mein. Agar tu kuch bhi bhoola toh aage kuch yaad karne ke layak nahi bachega. Jaao nau (Now) prepare for the mission!
(Billu gulps and leaves nervously)
(Chandramukhi enters, and Hanuman quickly hides the gun, flashing a big grin. Gulgule and Gopi salute her)
Hanuman: Good Marning Miss Chautala.
Chandramukhi: Na ke baat ho gayi Makkhan Singh! Aaj savere savere chauki mein kaise dikh gaya tu?
(Before Hanuman can come up with an excuse, sound of jingling anklets echoed from the hallway. The team's attention shifted toward the door, curious but confused)
(Billu disguised as a woman dramatically enters the chauki, in a flashy saree and over-the-top makeup)
(Hanuman grins like a mastermind proud of his ridiculous plan)
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