When Hanuman Prasad Pandey made his unexpected exit from F.I.R., fans were left with an incomplete story-a dynamic left hanging, an unfinished bond between Chandramukhi Chautala and the imposter chief. But some stories deserve closure.
In this fan f...
(In Bihari disguise, Hanuman and Chandramukhi stood at their new Pani Puri stall with a pram holding a toy infant, just opposite Ramu Bhai's thela, ready to put their plan into action)
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Hanuman: (clapping hands) Are bhai log! Aajao, aajao! Ee hai 'Gol Gappe Khaye - Ghar Basaye!' Hamra haathon se Gol Gappa Khaao aur Do se Teen ho jaao.
Chandramukhi: Aur suno, Jo Joda iha se Gol Gappa Khaega, Uka bihaa ka ticket pakka!
(Ramu Bhai gets shocked)
Hanuman: Aur chaar mahine mein toh baccha bhi ho javega!
Chandramukhi: (nudges him) Chaar mahine mein kaha se aavega baccha?
Hanuman: (covers up) Maara matbal hai char mahine mein shaadi ho javegi aur uke baad nav mahine mein baccha!
(Customers start gathering)
Customer 1: Arre baba! Kya baat hai! Yeh Pani Puri ka thela hai ya koi marriage beuro?
Hanuman: Are Bhai ee hai 'Gol Gappe Khaye - Ghar Basaye!' Iha Pani Puri khane aao, aur shaadi aur bacche ki guarantee fari (free) main paao, Samje ka?
Customer 2: Are par aap donon ho kaun? Pehele toh kabhi nahi dekha aapko yha?
Chandramukhi: (smiling) Hum hain Chandu Chaatwala aur ee Hamar pati Hanu Puriwala!
Hanuman: Haan aur Shaadi ke baad, hum ban gaye Chandu aur Hanu Chaatpuriwala! Ka lagta hai Aap loga ko? (Winks at Chandramukhi) Hamar Jodi perfect hai na?
Customer 2: Arre, in dono ki chemistry toh kamaal hai!
Hanuman: Sahi kahe rahe aap! Chandu bina to jeevan aisa hai jaise Pani bina Gol Gappa!
Chandramukhi: (playfully nudging him) Haan toh Hanu, Tum bhi kisise kam nahi, Tohaar bina toh hum bhi jaise gol gappa bina paani — ekdum bekaar.
Customer 3: Are bhai woh sab chhodo! Pehele hamein samjaaiye zara, kaise gol gappa kha ke shaadi aur baccha dono ho jaata hai? Yeh sab kaise sambhav hai?
Hanuman: (proudly) Are bhai! Lagta hai ab batana hi padega! Ee sab Chamatkaar hai 'Baba Teekha Tandoor' ke Ashirwad ka.
Chandramukhi: Haan ji, U ka hai ke hum dono shaadi ke pehle babaji se mile the. Hamar Kundali mein bohote bada dosh tha! Phir Babaji ne bola ki agar hum apne haathon se Gol Gappa banake inko khilaaye to chaar mahina ke andar bihaa pakka.
Hanuman: (leaning closer dramatically) Aur sirf bihaa hi nahi, nav mahine ke andar ek pyara sa baccha bhi!
Chandramukhi: Haanji, Uke baad se hum jis bhi jode ko Pani Puri khilaate hai unki Shaadi aur Baccha hone se koi na rok sake.
