Imaan Chauki – Morning
(Gulgule is sitting at the desk, happily munching on a samosa. Gopi lies on a nearby bench, relaxed, while Billu gives him a shoulder massage.)
Gulgule: Yaar Gopi, kitni shaanti lag rahi hai na aaj Chauki mein?
Gopi: Yeah bro, aaj toh lag raha hai sab reflax is the; nahi suj raha mujhe koi rhym is the. (Makes a weird face)
Gulgule: Relaxed.
Gopi: Yeah, this one!
Billu: Sahi kaha Gulgule ji aapne. Bhagwan kare aaj sir na aaye, jab woh nahi hote, chauki mein shaanti raheti hai.
(Just then, a man in a worn-out jacket walks in, face hidden by a hood. Without a word, he throws a crumpled letter onto the desk and swiftly exits.)
Gulgule: (still eating) Abe kaun tha yeh? Are Gopi, jaa yaar pakad isko!
Gopi: (tired) Well... Billu....
Billu: Agar usko pakadte waqt meri yaadash chali gayi toh?
Gulgule: Yaar, kuch kaam ke nahi ho tum log. Samajh nahi aata madam tum logon ko jhelti kaise hai!
(Gulgule picks up the letter, unfolds it, and reads silently. His eyes widen, and the samosa freezes halfway to his mouth. His face twists in shock)
Gopi: (noticing GG's reaction) Well bro, what is the matter is the? Is this love letter is the?
(Without a word, Gulgule extends the letter towards Gopi, still frozen in shock.)
(Gopi and Billu read it silently, Billu in shock, and Gopi shakes his head three times.)
Gopi: Oh my God! Yeh toh hai badi musibat is the; haseenaein peelati hai mujhe sharbat is the.
Billu: Dadaji samjh ke izzat deti hai bhaiya, waise aap iske laayak ho nahi!
Gopi: Well.
(Chandramukhi enters with her usual authority. Gulgule, Gopi, and Billu nervously salute her.)
Chandramukhi: Ke ho gaya? Teeno ki shakal kaali kyo pad rakhi hai? Haan? Lappi kisi aur ke sang bhag li ya phir Gulgule ki padosan ko Billu ka padosi bhaga le gaya?
Billu: Bhagegi toh aap... (slap) Shabbash.
Gulgule: Madam, aap bhi na ek number ki (slap) bholi hai. Ek baar yeh chitthi toh padhiye. (hands her the letter)
(Chandramukhi reads the letter)
Chandramukhi: Dear Miss Chautala, agar aap yeh letter padh rahi hain, toh iska matlab hai ki maine khudko kidnap kar liya hai! Par no need to worry. Bas mujhe dhoondne ki koshish karo! Yeh raha clue:
Jahan hoti hai swad ki party;
Garam masala aur paani ki baalti,
Wahi se hoke guzarta hai aapka rad (road).
Agale clue ka wohi hai mod.
P.S. Agar aap mujhe nahi dhoondhti, toh mein Genda Gadrili ko propose kar dunga!
Aapka pyara, Makkhan Singh urf Hanu :)
Chandramukhi: Ke majak hai yo?
Gulgule: Yahi toh ham aapse puchh rahe hai? Sir ke alaawa aur koi nahi mila aapko? (slap)
Billu: Main toh kaheta hoon madam, kar lene dijiye sir ko Genda Gadrili se shaadi. Aapka toh pichha chhutega! (slap)
Chandramukhi: Jijaji ki ijjat karna sikh le warna maar maar ke ulta latka doongi!
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Chandramukhi Chautala & Makkhan Singh - Unfinished Business
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