Disappointment:
the feeling you get when you uncap a pen and it doesn't turn into a sword
..same applies with the Trials of Apollo series..
Blue... just- Blue
Percy: *in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping* blue food is normal
every boy on the Argo II rushing into his room: STOP!!
Real good idea... *insert eye roll here*
Romulus: what should we name the great city?
Remus: Reme
Romulus: *sharpening spear* I have a better idea..
Leo singing about Piper, Hazel, and Reyna
Leo: *looks at Piper, singing* ShE iS bEaUtY
Leo: *looks at Hazel, singing* sHe Is GrAcE
Leo: *looks at Reyna, now yelling* SHE WILL BEAT YOUR F*UCKING FACE!
Meanwhile- on Olympus
the Gods: so um... whatcha got there....?
Percy: *holding a smoothie and having Bessy the Ophosorice next to him* a smoothie..?
the seven at an aquarium
Leo: *raising his hands, fire blazing* Kaboom?
Percy: *smirking* yes Leo. KABOOM!
the rest of the seven: *shaking their heads in exasperation as Percy and Leo "free" the fish with water manipulation and explosions*
it's a damn demigod kind of thing
Tris: I have a gun
Harry: I have a wand
Katniss: I have a bow and arrow
Percy: I have a pen
the pranks... really Stolls?
Chiron: who made my ringtone to this 'watch me neigh neigh' nonsense?
Annabeth: Stolls?
Travis: don't look at us! we didn't do it!
Annabeth: then why are you laughing?
Connor: because whoever did it is a f*cking GENIUS
Leo and Percy: *laughing and high-fiving each other in the background*
(yes I did steal this one along with a few others but I hope you liked it anyways)
Meanwhile in the Hermes cabin...
*Connor and Travis welcoming a new Hermes camper*
Connor: first rule of money!
Travis: never use your own
failed pick up line
Percy: I thought happiness started with an H.. then why does it start with U?
Annabeth: I think you have dyslexia
Poor frank
Chiron: now what do we do when we encounter a monster?
Percy: kill it
Leo: kill it
Frank: kill it
Frank: with kindness!
Leo: I'll speak at your funeral
YOU ARE READING
A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Randomthere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
