Poor NEEKS...
Nico: I just want someone to take me out...
Will: *nervously* like on a date or with a gun?
Nico: surprise me...
is murder okay?
Luke, Octavian, the titans, the giants, monsters, and the gods except Hades: yes
Will, Hazel, Frank, Leo, Jason, Chiron: no
Piper, Thalia, and Reyna: depends
Percy, Annabeth, and Hades: if it's for the good of society
Nico: if it's me..
real
Hazel: *shaking her fist* oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffled my feathers!
Leo: *pleading* please just say "f*ck"!
the gods arguing about Percy being the one in the prophecy
Zeus: this is the one?! seriously?!
Athena: choices were him or a tree
come on Leo!
Leo: *making an attack plan excitedly*
everyone on the Argo II: *backing away slowly*
oh sh-
Percy: *drinking coffee and gets a look at Nico's phone, he smirks* you have Hades on your phone as daddy? *chuckles (yes I know they can't have phones! just pretend!)*
Nico: *rolls eyes and calls the contact named daddy* hello Will..
Percy: *chokes on his coffee*
about that....
Sally: If Annabeth jumped off a cliff would you?!
Percy:......
Percy:......
Percy:......
Sally: *slowly opens eyes*
Percy: so uh... funny story.....
At a self checkout
Annabeth, Jason, Reyna, and Thalia: *uses normally*
Chiron, Mr. D, Piper, Frank, Hazel, Clarisse: *can't figure out how to use it*
Percy, Leo, Nico: *scans wrist*
really Percy? Really Leo?
Chiron and Mr. D: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!
Percy and Leo: *screams like crazy people*
YOU ARE READING
A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
De Todothere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
