Rick really said no on this one
Magnus: I hate wolves
Jason: *GASP*
Magnus: and blue
Percy: !!!!!!!!
coffee
Sam: how do you want your coffee
Magnus: as dark and bitter as my soul
Sam: one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar coming up
HEAD CANNON TIME!
Who else can imagine Alex trying new hair styles on Magnus before he/she does them his/her self? I see it clear as day. like just imagine-
Sam: *walks in* what's going on here..? *trying not to laugh*
Alex: *working on Magnus's hair* just making Maggie a little more fancy *smiles innocently yet viciously*
Magnus: *face red, his hair in a french braid that goes into a bun* shut up
theory
ok.. this is depressing so skip if you want but I think that at the end of the Magnus Chase series, when Magnus is on the phone with Annabeth and he asks how Percy is doing she hesitates.. and we all know that they are sad because of Jason's death.. and Percy is depressed.. and he's tried to commit suicide in the river/lake of misery.. maybe he tried again or it got worse.....
remember?
remember when everyone was walking through the crowd of ghoul-zombie guys and some of the giants were whispering when Blitzen walked past about the "evil ducks" and how he is a "duck master" or how some of them were wearing chainmail neckties? awsome.
College
Percy: as a college student my favorite words are 'canceled' and 'free'
Nico: the free pizza is cancelled
Percy why would you even say something like that?!
Percy as a cop
Percy: so I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over.
Percy: it's a pretty big thing
Percy: *lip smack* you have a dog
Percy: and I want to pet it
impulse
Percy: annabeth is on a cruise
Percy: so while shes gone I'm going to cut the sleeves off all my shirts
Jason: why..?
Percy: she is basically 85% of my impulse control
special
Kronos: I could kill you right now if I wanted to!
Percy: yeah? so could another human being
Percy: so could a dog
Percy: so could a dedicated duck
Percy: you're not special, Kronos
okay, Athena and Poseidon disguised as old people
Athena and Poseidon: *disguised as old people and follows Annabeth and Percy into movie theater*
Percy and Annabeth: *holds hands*
Athena and Poseidon: *throws popcorn at them*
Percy and Annabeth: *kiss*
Athena and Poseidon: *boo's them and throws Milk Duds*
YOU ARE READING
A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Randomthere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
