Part 5

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the only time Annabeth has ever struggles

Percy: okay if you're so smart spell Athena!

Annabeth: easy!

Annabeth: E- no T!- no uh- A! yes it's A!

Frank: *walking in* what the-

Percy: Annabeth is trying to spell Athena

Frank: why?

Annabeth: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOU NON-DYSLEXIC FREAK!


sad

Percy: will I ever be free of this cursed life?!

the gods and three fates: uhh... no.


FINALLY!

Chiron: new challenge! first to go through the whole alphabet correctly gets ice-cream!

CBH and CJ: struggling

Frank: *does it perfectly*

Annabeth: *mad* freak

Leo: YOU CANT EVEN EAT ICE-CREAM!

Frank: *smug since he can finally win a battle with Annabeth* I know


come on Leo!

Leo: Mr. D, I broke the lamp

Mr. D: *exasperated* why..?

Leo: because no one shines brighter than me

Will: *glowing in the background while hugging Nico* try again


ok this has nothing to do with Percy Jackson but I found it and it was funny

"'Oh my god! depression gets so bad people can't brush their teeth?!' 'depression gets so bad people kill themselves JaNeTt!'"-random person on internet

"I'm not upset with you guys because I know you are all mentally ill"-random person on internet

"it is important to establish dominance early on in life"-my mom

"in the real world, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra"-Fran Lebowitz


MuRdEr

Kidnapper: *yelling on a megaphone from top of building* take another step and he dies!

Will: *using his own megaphone* don't you touch him!

Kidnapper: we won't if you give us what we need!

Will: I wasn't talking to you! don't you dare do anything to him Di Angelo!

Kidnapper: w-wait.. what...?


persassy

Zeus and Hera: *yelling at Percy for doing something that saved the whole world*

Percy: ...you done?


sign

Percy: *reading a sign*

sign: don't disrespect the gods

Percy: I don't have to listen to that sign 'cause I can't read!

Frank: I have to..


demigod

new person: I've recently realized that I was a demigod

Grover: really? name three gods

new person: Zeus, Poseidon, Hades

Grover: that on me I set the bar too low..


Romans vs Greeks

Roman Gods: *looking at the Greeks fight* this is madness..

Greek Gods: no.. this is war *busts out the popcorn and nectar then streams it on Hephaestus tv channel*


Romans vs Greeks pt2

Romans: *huge inspiring speech and cheers*

Greeks: GREEKS! LETS uh- fIGHT STUFF! *loud cheers and runs off into battle inspired*


Nico's TRUE dad

Nico: ....why is everyone staring at me?..

Annabeth: you just called Jason dad, you said 'thanks dad'

Nico: no I didn't, I said 'thanks man'..

Jason: do you see me as some kind of father figure, Nico?

Nico: *scoffs* no, if I see you as anything I see you as a bother figure because you are always bothering me so much..

Percy: Hey! show your father some respect man!

Nico: stop it!

empousa: you did call him dad dude

Nico: you don't get any say in this you've been lying since you've got here

empousa: that my be true but you did call him dad

Nico: ha! see! I got her to admit she isn't a demigod! it was all apart of my master plan!

Jason: nice job Neeks..

Jason: would you like to discuss it..

Jason: over a game of catch? *smirks*

Leo, Percy, Will, Piper, and Annabeth: *snickering*

Nico: *quietly* yes please..

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