THIS IS THE LAST PART!!!!!
THAT IS WHY THIS ONE IS A BIT LONGER BUT-
I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
(I might start a entirely new thing but who knows
it might just end here and I'll never make another story like this again...
JK but this is the last part but I will make another story like this soon enough)
boy problems
Hazel: I'm having boy problems..
Reyna: like 'his dead body won't fit in a bag' type problems?
Annabeth: or 'I like him' problems?
Hazel: .......the first one..
Reyna: too bad, we could've helped you with the other one
Annabeth: you should go ask Piper
GREEK MYTHOLOGY IN FIVE WORDS!
*cue the clearing of the throat and adjusting of glasses, whilst reading off of a paper* Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny
NOW NORSE MYTHOLOGY IN FIVE WORDS!
*cue sighing and reading a paper, not wanting to read* so.... Loki had an idea..
mkay, get this...
Hades may have kidnapped Persephone but he has never cheated on her unlike his relatives, which makes him a better God than the rest. also he ISN'T THE GOD OF DEATH THANATOS IS!! DON'T MIX IT UP! HE IS THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD AND THE DEAD BUT DOESN'T CONTROL DEATH ITSELF HE CONTROLS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD!! but anyways that is why this makes sense-
Hera: my husband cheated on me again :(
Persephone: *sipping a frappuccino and texting Hades* sucks for you
and
Poseidon: *dramatically* I will never find love!
Hades: *picking flowers for Persephone* that's so sad, alexa play despacito
they must have hated him...... mabey a child of Ares
*news story on the Hephaestus channel* A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning three times in his life, afterwards his tombstone was also struck.
Zeus, Astrape, and Bronte: *high-fiving*
fortune cookie
Sam: *reading a fortune cookie* if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world remain the same
Magnus: *a mouth full of falafel* kill two
YOU ARE READING
A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Sonstigesthere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
