sees their current girlfriends for the first time
Percy: *sees Annabeth for the first time and faints*
Jason: *watches Piper get claimed and yells to the whole camp how hot she is*
Frank: *stutters constantly even though it's obvious that they both like each other*
Leo: *waits for her to stop yelling, fixes her table, dodges the pots and pans she throws at him, and then calls her sunshine and other annoying nicknames*
wedding
Percy: *wines* hey! that's enough gel!
Jason: *laughs* leave him alone, Valdez *fixes Percy's bowtie and pats Percy on the back* you're good, man. Just remember not to stutter when you say or vow, or-
Frank: *enters room* Dude, you need to hurry up! Annabeth is outside and Hazel is trying to stall her!
Percy: *nods and takes a deep breath* Im good.. I defeated Kronos. I am the son of the sea God. I fought Ares. I escaped Tartarus..... * he faces his friends* and I'm nervous
Leo: *rolls eyes* there is nothing to be nervous about, just hope you don't get judo-flipped again
da boss
Reyna: so who's really in charge here?
Leo: *shrugs* it's usually who yells the loudest
Leo: so Annabeth most of the time
Head cannon!
so.. anyone who thinks Nico gets black coffee and Will gets something super sweet at Starbucks is wrong. I can imagine Will drinking the most bitter and strongest coffee they've got and Nico has a HUGE sweet tooth and gets the sweetest drinks on the menu.
poem
Will: make up a poem
Nico: no
Will: come on Neeks! just a stupid little poem!
Nico: no
Will: please? *makes a puppy face*
Nico: fine. Roses are red, violets are blue, ask me again and I will stab you
Nico to different people early in the morning
to Jason: f*ck you
to Piper: f*ck you
to Frank: don't f*ck Hazel
to Will: f*ck me
to Percy: f*ck you and the fish
to Annabeth: f*ck you
to Hazel: morning sis
Calypso: who the f*ck are you?
to Leo: f*ck you times 10
A friendly reminder!
Percy can face Hades, Zeus's wrath, all of the gods really, a huge cyclops, an army of evil, kampe, Kronos, the minotaur (twice) every monster ever, Tartarus, Ghea, camp jupiter, ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE and come out alive
but getting frowned at by Annabeth makes him freak out
impossible!
Hazel: I'm ugly...
Frank: I'm American
Leo: I'm dumb
Nico: Hera is my favorite person ever
Hazel: but you're Chinese-Canadian..
Hazel: and you're really smart...
Hazel: and you absolutely hate Hera..
Frank: well yeah
Nico: but I thought we were all stating the impossible
Hazel: *tears up*
Nico: not sure about Leo though..
Leo: RUDE!
YOU ARE READING
A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Ngẫu nhiênthere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
